Do you have children ? How many ?
 

We have had several threads on members ocupation, age etc.

I would like to know if Pelicans are a fertile breed.

Do birds count? They act like two year olds.

Only if you are their biological father. :D

Well, I have 2, but not biologically. I'm paying for 2, how's that.

two girls from two different mothers oldest is 32 youngest is 15.
and I have the DNA tests to prove they're mine!

That makes you a loving a generous person, Steve.

Tell me about it. I have four of my own and paying for another two.. but thats bordering on succership. :D

Scratch my vote for one...I adopted my daughter.

We have one. We were in Japan and my wife said, "Oh *****, I forgot to bring my pills." After a week I couldn't take it anymore and said, "Hell, might as well start trying to have kids anyway." We have so many friends that are struggling to get pregnant that I figured we'd be safe for a few months. And one of my teachers in Japan has such a charming little daughter that I figured not all kids are evil, so why not give it a go?

Truth to tell, I shot my wife down with the first salvo...we got back to the USA a few weeks later and she was already barfing from morning sickness.

But we've only got our son...maybe we'll "try" for another in a few years.

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I wouldn't take a million for either. But then again, I wouldn't give you a knickle for another...

A son 24 and daughter 22. Best parts of my life.

Ack I'm the minority. I don't have any children. I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid....

4 year old girl and 1 year old boy.

I don't have any that someone would admit to. I'm sure if I ran for office or won the lottery, I'd find a few. Someone said 'sow your wild oats' and I went a little overboard...

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I have a 7 yr. old daughter. The wife and I tried for a second but had complications and decided we would quit while we were ahead. I have no regrets. We were blessed with this one. :D
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Two boys 21 and 25..................damn I'm getting old!!!

I'm only 27. No kids yet.

Nope. Free and clear here. None that I know about anyway. . . ;)

Does "paying for everyone else's kids at the mandate of the government" count for anything?

No kids, no mortgage, no minivan, no spitup to clean up, no diapers to change and (perhaps best of all) no having to give the "birds and the bees" talk. Alternatively I have three P-cars, a fun job, one motorcycle, one wonderful wife of nine years (tomorrow), finally some money in the bank and two cats that amuse the heck out of me.

That's good enough by me. :)

any day now!

Jeff,

Can you honestly go one thread without *****ting on the concept of having kids? It's not for everyone, but you have certainly made the point it's not for you. Ad nauseum.

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