Oh that Ted.....
 

"While being interviewed by a liberal British newspaper while in the UK Ol'Ted was asked in a rather hostel PETA like tone...what do you think the last thoughts of a deer are before you pull the trigger and kill it?

He responded

" First of all I don't believe a deer thinks like your implying.
All they think about is:

1) What can I eat next.
2) Who can I screw next.
and finally
3) Whats the easiest way to run away and hide.

He paused and concluded .....come to think of it their like the French ?"

ROFL

That guy kills me, well not literally, but he is mighty hilarious

Teds the man !!

Actually, it sounds like Ted!

I love Ted - a real man who speaks his mind. Even if you don't agree with him, its hard to find fault with someone who tells it like it is and actually practices what he preaches.

Plays a mean guitar as well.

He played the National Anthem on guitar before a Rams game a few years back in the Dome - absolutely incredible.

When I first read this thread last night, I couldn't figure out why Ted Kennedy or Ted Turner would say this...I quickly ruled out Ted Knight.

I was pretty tired.

Actually, it sounds like our own Jeff Higgins! :D

DOUBLE LIVE GONZO

I love Wango Tango...

Saw him open for Kiss a few years back. Really fun show.