Features MS Outlook Should Have
 

I propose that Microsoft consider placing the following four new buttons in the next version of Outlook:

Don't Send
Don't Forward
Don't Reply
Don't Reply All

These four buttons will do exact same thing. They will delete all traces of the e-mail you just "didn't" send from your workstation and server.

Got an inappropriate joke from a friend? Use the "Don't Forward" button.

Got a wise-ass response that you want to send to everyone on the e-mail? Use the "Don't Reply All" button.

Got an emotionally-charged over-personal response to a work e-mail? Use the "Don't Reply" button.

Got a bright idea on Monday morning while you're still hungover? "Don't Send" is your friend.

How about "doesn't crash".....

How 'bout "convert to Linux-compatible StarOffice"?

Thank you for submitting this feature request. Unfortunately at this time Microsoft is not able to provide this feature, and in fact it does not fit with our current product strategy. It is possible that this will be slated for a future version however, along with the "pigs flying" and "hell freezing" functionalities.

Sincerely,
Microsoft Customer Support

Now THAT was funny :)

I was happy with pico and pine.......sigh

Maybe there should be a "Send after 24 hour cooling off period" button so that you have time to think about how dumb it is to send what you just wrote. We could sure use it in PPOT