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Moses 08-10-2006 10:54 AM

One bad mule...
 
This e-mail was sent to me by a friend;

A Montana couple was out riding on the range, he with his rifle and she (fortunately) with her camera. Their dogs always followed them, but on this occasion a mountain lion decided that he wanted to stalk the dogs (you'll see the dogs in the background watching). Very, very bad decision...

The hunter got off the mule with his rifle and decided to shoot in the air to scare away the lion, but before he could get off a shot the lion charged in and decided he wanted a piece of those dogs. With that, the mule took off and decided he wanted a piece of that lion. That's when all hell broke loose... for the lion.

As the lion approached the dogs, the mule snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around, banging its head on the ground on every pass. Then he dropped it, stomped on it and held it to the ground by the throat. The mule then got down on his knees and bit the thing all over a couple of dozen times to make sure it was dead, then whipped it into the air again, walked back over to the couple (that were stunned in silence) and stood there ready to continue his ride... as if nothing had just happened.

Fortunately, even though the hunter didn't get off a shot, his wife got off these ...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1155232441.jpg

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sand_man 08-10-2006 10:58 AM

uuummm...WOW!

sand_man 08-10-2006 10:59 AM

I'm sure someone will run a Snopes on this...

Seahawk 08-10-2006 10:59 AM

You can't swing a dead cat in Montana without hitting...

Great pics and story.

tabs 08-10-2006 11:03 AM

I gues he didn't like Puddy Kats...Poor Puddy go Boom!!!!

singpilot 08-10-2006 11:08 AM

Some of the smartest riders I have ever ridden with were always put on mules.... for their own protection.

Overpaid Slacker 08-10-2006 11:08 AM

one bad a$$ a$$

JP

goat 08-10-2006 11:15 AM

Those dogs have a pretty big bodyguard.

charleskieffner 08-10-2006 11:21 AM

talk about attack trained!

Moses 08-10-2006 11:27 AM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/mulelion.asp

arcsine 08-10-2006 11:27 AM

Extra apples for the mule tonight.

Overpaid Slacker 08-10-2006 11:29 AM

Wait... there's actually a publication entitled Western Mule Magazine? Now THAT I don't believe.

JP

singpilot 08-10-2006 11:49 AM

The mule guys cannot believe there is a group for 911's.


The mule OT forum today is talking about sending mules to Beirut.

'Let them try to kick THAT a$$' is the thread title, I believe....

motion 08-10-2006 11:55 AM

Montana needs to keep a lower profile. That's a killer mule and 11 missing Egyptians in one day.

charleskieffner 08-10-2006 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
The mule guys cannot believe there is a group for 911's.


The mule OT forum today is talking about sending mules to Beirut.

'Let them try to kick THAT a$$' is the thread title, I believe....

subtitled "ITS GONNA BE YER A$$ OR MINE! LOL!

singpilot 08-10-2006 12:04 PM

Well, if you believe the Snopes site, the mule was in Arizona, and 4 of the 11 Egyptians have been located in a massage parlor in New Jersey.

}{arlequin 08-10-2006 12:09 PM

that's awesome. good mule.

white87911 08-10-2006 12:14 PM

From Snopes

However, the text description accompanying these photographs is somewhat inaccurate, as Berry didn't actually kill the mountain lion — the mule picked it up and tossed it around only after it was already dead:
The lion was dead before the mule Berry took and shook the lion. A lion is a powerful and lethal predator and can easily kill a mule — however a mule can be quite an adversary.

singpilot 08-10-2006 12:17 PM

Snopes said it did happen, sort of, in Arizona.

kach22i 08-10-2006 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
The mule guys cannot believe there is a group for 911's.
:D

Bad mule ruins trophy Cougar hide, not quite as interesting.;)

Like having your dog chew up your duck.

Overpaid Slacker 08-10-2006 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
The mule guys cannot believe there is a group for 911's.

My guess is the hard-core mule guys haven't heard of the interwebs.

MuleFancy. LOL. Could be an ugly broad fetishist magazine too, I reckon.

JP

}{arlequin 08-10-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Overpaid Slacker


MuleFancy. LOL. Could be an ugly broad fetishist magazine too, I reckon.

JP

isn't that similar to the pony fetish where the women have those tails attached (i can only think of one attachment method at the moment) horsing around with leather harnesses and the men actually wear a bit between their teeth?

"interwebs" LOL

kach22i 08-10-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
Snopes said it did happen, sort of, in Arizona.
Yea, but it was shot and dead already.

singpilot 08-10-2006 01:05 PM

From Snopes.com....

"The cat apparently ambushed them, and the mule pictured tossed its rider and went into attack (defense) mode, the horses scattered and shots were fired but no one was sure if they hit the cat or not. Unfortunately, the battle was decently long, and it wasn't until it was almost over that one of the guys started snapping pics.

The mule finally stomped the cougar to death after biting and throwing it around like a rag doll. The dogs wouldn't even come close until the mule settled down.

The cat was still alive here and trying to fight back The mule stomped the cat then pinned it to the ground and bit the heck out of the dead cat several more times.

The cat was pretty much dead by now then mule picked up the cat again whipped it into the air again then stomped the dead cat again for good measure! "



I don't think it was 'already dead', whether from a shot or not.

Jims5543 08-10-2006 01:15 PM

"The mule was promptly dispatched to Tijuana where it now spends the rest of its days starring in a live sex show"

Overpaid Slacker 08-10-2006 01:16 PM

beating up on pussy?

I know. But someone else was going to say it, so I thought I'd get it out of the way.

Carry on.

JP

kach22i 08-10-2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
From Snopes.com....
Don't you know how to read snopes yet?

They reprint several versions of the story, then at the bottom they clarify the story and tell you the truth.

Try it.

singpilot 08-10-2006 01:26 PM

Kach.... so right! Didn't get all the way to the bottom. Had never been to snopes before.

kach22i 08-10-2006 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singpilot
Kach.... so right! Didn't get all the way to the bottom. Had never been to snopes before.
Cool.

asphaltgambler 08-10-2006 01:48 PM

Man..............I gotta start treating my mule better!


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