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My wife is on the list to donate blood to the Red Cross. She is a much better person than me. I have a phobia of needles. Anyway, she gets called every single week asking for an appointment. She would like to get off the list and donate as she can.

Instead of telling them that she has some horrible disease (AIDS or something), anyone know how to get off the list?

Thanks, David

Tell them that she just got tatoos

Or travelled to the far east\middle east

AFJ

christian scientist ?

Tell them she travelled to Guanacaste Province in Costa Rica...Malaria alert...they won't call her for at least a year. They won't let me donate till Thanksgiving this year.

All those are good, but have you thought to just ask to be removed from the list?

When did she give last? Strange they bug her like that. I give every year and I have never gott'n a call. Maybe your wife has nicer blood or a rare type?

You may want to reconsider given up some of your heme. Somebodies Mom or Dad would thank you in their prayers someday if you gave...

We have asked several times to be removed from the calling list. She gets called at least once a week. It is very honorable that she donates blood, but she only weighs about 110 pounds and always feels very sick afterwards.

We may have to give them a story of travel or sickness....David

Start with a wooden stake through the heart, then behead them, then burn the head, and bury the body. Do all that, and they can't come back.

Ohhh I was just gona say put them on your Ignore List...

Don´t answer the phone. But seriously, why not just tell them she is done with it. Thats bordering on harassment, even from the Health care business.