How Many Posts?
 

I'm not real big on post padding - primarily because I'm too lazy. As such I've racked up all of 30 posts in 3 months. But I am curious as to how many posts it takes to move beyond the Junior level. Makes me feel kinda....I don't know....like Ernie on My Three Sons somehow.

As an aside, I'm also considering asking that my log in name be changed to "Crack Whore." I think I might get better response because people will be curious. IE: "Huh...I wonder what a Crack Whore could want to know?"

Thanks and see you all later.

Well, damn! That was quick. I'm Ernie no more.

Quit playin on that damn computer and go massage Uncle Charlies feet...

Well, now I get to sleep with the lights on again.

That's some nasty imagery there.

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nostatic is the champ here...14228. Wayne slightly ahead, but he doesn't count...;)

Re: How Many Posts?
 

then what do you call this?

I said "not real big" - but I was a Junior then - you know, like Ernie.

Quit post padding- you're making me look bad

Beginners...sheesh!

What is 'post padding?'

We can try Thom, but we'll never catch nostatic. Especially now that he's laid up with a stash of narcotic pain pills...:D

nostatic? You mean Chip, right? I tried to tell him about the dangers of those gosh darn motorcycles.

Man, I'm starting to think that I got into a stash of those pills.

What do you think Wayne is doing every time he shuts the board down for "maintenance". Padding his post count of course...;)

Back in the day, every reply to an initial post counted, so you could get 10-20 posts out of one topic by just answering yes or no. I'm not sure why or when they changed it.

Probably back when Wayne offered a prize for the gazillionth post. Man, there were TONS of one word, one symbol, posts as a result.

Guilty as charged :D

didn't you have a g/f who wanted to do a little padding in post?

the narcotics just slow down my typing. Luckily I don't take very many of them.

Ok, I might take a lot of them, but not very often.

Ok, I might take a lot of them all the time but it doesn'[t realllly affectt my postse veryy mush.

There were prizes? Sheesh! I wondered how some people got to 10,000 posts by typing "blah blah Bush blah blah Clinton blah blah Popoff valve blah blah how do I turbocharge my cat blah blah blah...and so on.

But prizes! Now it all makes sense.

Oh yeah...it's amazing how many guys will spend all night on a keyboard for a $50 gift certificate from Pelican...

How can I turbocharge my lawnmower?

Wait...it's a Honda.

Will adding ground effects to my lawnmower make it faster?

Can I mow at night if I add neon under-lights?

My lawnmower is red...primer gray seems more appropriate.

A turbocharged lawn mower - now that is something useful in this thread.

I've had to take an ax to the weeds that grow in my yard here in Florida. I'm not kidding. I'm thinking a turbomower could help with that.

A $50 gift certificate? Really? Well, that makes me rethink the crack whore idea - apparently it would be too common to get much attention around here.

No posting after you hit '911'. Then you MUST change your screen name.

See following thread:

http://tinyurl.com/hx2z6