Plane passenger tells security penis pump is bomb

[kach22i]

Plane passenger tells security penis pump is bomb
http://www.theregister.com/2006/08/24/pneumatic_miscalculation/

A passenger who rather ill-advisedly told security at Chicago's O'Hare Airport that part of his penis pump was a bomb faces a possible three years' jail on a felony disorderly conduct rap, The Chicago Sun-Times reports.

Mardin Amin, 29, was en route to Turkey on 16 August with his dear old ma and two small children when a female security operative extracted a "small, black, squeezable rubber object" from his backpack. Since he was standing next to his mum, Amin decided to whisper out of the corner of his mouth that it was a "pump". The guard misheard it as "bomb", with inevitable consequences.

This just missed funny by this much...............................

[competentone]

Originally posted by kach22i
...when a female security operative extracted a "small, black, squeezable rubber object" from his backpack.

She was probably wearing latex gloves, but thinking about her handling that and then handling other passenger's belongings afterward is pretty gross!

[serge944]

Oh yeah - this security BS is definitely out of hand. My destination is going to have to be at least a 1000 miles away before I hop on a plane...

Poor guy. This country is [has been] going to *****.

[hytem]

Originally posted by kach22i





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Not big enough for Condi.