How many teeth does he have? Or is it less than 2?

Hes a redneck for sure but a likable guy nonetheless. Thsi is (and will be) the talk of the hood for awhile. Ya, just what my Wife wants.

I couldn't have *****'d up on too many more levels with this brainfart. I should have done something myself. Live and learn I guess.

Yeah, like you were just crazy about it!

I am a frightened little man...

It is right in front of our home - across the street is a pond and park. It is a pretty popular spot fer sure. I have had many folks come up and comment positively on it but a few of our close friends have said "Didn't turn out how you wanted did it..."

(my head hurts over all this!)

two words: lawn gnome

they guy's gotta have a place to sit. And maybe woo some of the local lady gnome action.

FRONT YARD? That's just beautiful!

I like SoCals idea; baby Jesus would be nice for Christmas. I'm thinking a reclining leprechaun for St. Patrick's day, A ghost for halloween, a big fat turkey for Thanksgiving... You get the idea. You could have the neighborhood holiday theme house! I'm loving it now, Mike...really! ;)

Well Lube U may one day be a man of wealth, but based upon your stump the taste part will elude U.

I am still confused on where the idea for a stumpy bench came from.

I need to get out more.