Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

You Might be a redneck if...

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157403485.jpg

Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157403617.jpg

You carry your front porch with you...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157403748.jpg

You need fashion tips from your husband...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157403963.jpg

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157404070.jpg


Your wedding picture looked like this...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157404165.jpg

And your wedding cake looked like this...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157404248.jpg

Your mailbox looks like this...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157408259.jpg


Your doghouse looks like this...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157408381.jpg


Your pickup looks like this...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157408616.jpg







You have a deers butt for a door bell...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157409146.jpg

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157409289.jpg

Or if your wife is quoted in the local payper saying...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157409575.jpg

Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

She's Smokin'! The NERVE of some people!

Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

The dog is probably smarter and certainly better looking than both of them.

Re: Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

But as fake as all of them.

Re: Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

NO KIDDING! But she is SMOKING! While she is pregnant..... I'm NOT implying that she's good lookin'. BUT smokin' while she is pregnant!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

Easy guys...Photoshop.

It may be photoshop but I can assure you there are plenty of women who smoke through pregnancy, they just don't live in places where they get a lot of photo coverage, if you know what I mean.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

Remember a few years back when the wekfare mom was trying to sue over the noise of construction on the street in front of the house she rented, claiming the jack hammers were causing damage to her unborn kid while sucking on a Marbro. Funny stuff white trash gives us!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Another; You Might be a redneck if...
 

I don't know, have you driven past a walmart in the country lately :rolleyes:

I just want to make it clear that I'm just joking around. I don't take photos like that seriously. Even though I know that it happens on a regular basis. I was just joking around and making and observation. That's all. And BTW she is NOT smokin' hot! She's just smoking.

EDIT: I forget sometimes that sarcasm isn't relayed in text as it's meant. Sorry........ But she shouldn't smoke while pregnant.

A bit off topic but maybe not:
Our ABC afdfiliate ran a human interest story about a fund raiser for a gal who has cancer. They was havun' a party for her. I kid you not, she was suckin' down a Marlboro as she was telling the camera how much her friends and their support mean to her. WTF?!!! I can sympathize with a terminal ill person but jeez, ya think the Boro's had anything to do with it? Hmmmm.

The previous bride/groom picture may have been fake, but I don't think these are.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422194.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422215.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422234.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422253.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422272.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157422295.jpg

And that, my friends, is a redneck wedding.

I think I just peed my pants!!!

yup, sure did.

Hey, that's my avatar in those last pictures.

I woke my wife up I was laughing so loud.