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pwd72s 09-07-2006 01:00 PM

Sickest rock song I ever heard?

"I want my baby back"- Jimmy Cliff

RickM 09-07-2006 01:07 PM

It's Sexual assault on a corpse. I recall this being mentioned on one of those CSI type shows. Kind of leaves you scratching your head.

Lowest of the low? I'd say Jeff Damer (sp) was worse. He kidnapped, tortured/raped, then killed, raped again then ate the victim(s)....and they were males on top of it.

That's the lowest of the low.

Jim Richards 09-07-2006 01:12 PM

literally

Rikao4 09-07-2006 01:12 PM

1200 bucks bail..let the Parents who just buried that girl take these creeps hunting / fishing or mountain climbing.
Rika

Rodeo 09-07-2006 01:14 PM

Or send em' to Tony Martin's for a spot of tea.

Jared at Pelican Parts 09-07-2006 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by craigster59
I know Emo Phillips comedy carreer hit bottom, but to resort to this??http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1157660324.jpg
lol, there is now snot all over my monitor, thanks a lot.

Suddenly thinking of the song Last Caress by The Misfits

cmccuist 09-07-2006 01:21 PM

A woman once wrote in to Ann Landers and asked if there was something wrong with her husband. Seems the perv wanted the wife to take a bath in ice water, then lay perfectly still during sex.

Ann told her to run! That freak is a necro.

If you bring a shovel to a sexual encounter, you need therapy.

What is the pathology on these freaks? Where do you see these guys ten years from now?

dhoward 09-07-2006 01:25 PM

You guys are such prudes...

speeder 09-07-2006 01:38 PM

If there is a thread that combines sickness and humor better than this one, I don't want to see it.

Really. :D

Jared at Pelican Parts 09-07-2006 01:45 PM

mung sweet mung

Bob's Flat-Six 09-07-2006 02:32 PM

Too bad this had to happen. This girls parents must be absolutely crushed, if not destroyed.

In the obituary it said she had a brother who proceeded her in death in 1996, and even a couple of cousins.

I would think these boys must have read this too, which make this offense even more callous IMO, plus all the time they had to think about what they were doing. Scary.

Jeff Higgins 09-07-2006 07:11 PM

(Shel Silverstein)

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh

Come on baby's grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

sand_man 09-08-2006 12:05 PM

A little diddy from Alice Cooper:
One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise

CowboyKyle 09-08-2006 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by serge944
I wouldn't exactly call it "the lowest of the low," since there really isn't a victim. Spare me the "respect for the death" speech.

It is very sick and twisted though.

+1

these guys need a lot of serious help. The victim, if anything are the three stooges parents... can you imagine facing the PTA after this? :D

techweenie 09-08-2006 12:36 PM

There was a similar case somewhere -- i think the midwest -- several years back where it turned out there wasn't a law against it. Makes sense. Legislators are always focused on screwing taxpayers.

jdm61 09-08-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by techweenie
There was a similar case somewhere -- i think the midwest -- several years back where it turned out there wasn't a law against it. Makes sense. Legislators are always focused on screwing taxpayers.
Yeah...thats like the guy who died while being impaled by a horse winky a few months back.......about all they could get his partner on was criminal trespass. Couldn't get him on sex charges because there was no specific law about being an accesory to equine buggery and they couldn't get himk on animal cruelty charges because.......well......the horse was a willing participant and seemed to be having a good time...LMAOPIMP And by the way.....this happened in Wisconsin, so the boys are NOT hillbillies. We draw the line with LIVING relatives, you know.....lol Florida has some kind of law against defiling graves, bodies, etc, but i think a lot of it is directed at shady morticians like those folks in Georgia. Not sure if there is a special section for those who want to make sweet monkey love to the deceased.

Jared at Pelican Parts 09-08-2006 12:45 PM

Singled out the kids who are mean to me
Get straight as but they still make fun
I dont give a, Ill laugh last

Stayed in every night
Do my homework so Ill be smart
Girls all say Im a little ****ed

Mommy Im a good boy
Mommy Im a ****in savior
Mommy Im alive

Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight

Rip the veins from human necks
Until theyre wet with life
Razor-blades love teenage flesh
An epidermoty
Ill bring back a souvenir
For its my mommys dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight

Killed a girl on lovers lane
I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep
Ill bring back a souvenir
For its my mommys dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight

Killed a girl on lovers lane
I kept her toes and teeth
Every night I stalk around until I find my keep, mommy
Ill bring back a souvenir
For its my mommys dream

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight
Kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight
Kill tonight, kill tonight

Can I go out and kill tonight, kill tonight
Kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight
Kill tonight, kill tonight

masraum 09-08-2006 12:50 PM

I have to say, that Alice Cooper song is hilarious.

Jeff Higgins 09-08-2006 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by techweenie
There was a similar case somewhere -- i think the midwest -- several years back where it turned out there wasn't a law against it. Makes sense. Legislators are always focused on screwing taxpayers.
Dang, I just can't believe they missed that one. Maybe since they don't feel bad about screwing folks when they are dead (estate taxes, etc.) they don't see anything wrong with a little similar action in the private sector.


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