The Snotty Receptionist...
 

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an
office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with
patients.

As he approached the reception desk, he noticed that the receptionist was
a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME
TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR
THAT DID YOURS."

I'm notifying the ACLU about your defamation of a LUWWLLaSW

Ok, I'll bite. What's luwwllueehdytenmsw?

Large unfriendly woman... Duh. Need another cup of coffee. :rolleyes:

i haven't had Peets in two days...been stuck on the couch. I'm gonna have to kill someone soon.

You've got a long road(to recovery) ahead of you Todd it's far too soon to be going stirr crazy now.

Greenpeace takes care of that...

dip it in flour and go for the wet spot.
more cushion for the pushin.

heck with the wet spot, large girls have mouths and they know how to use them!

Better that a thread degenerates into sexual innuendo than political name calling. :D

You're interested in the hole the pie goes in, right?

JP

I'm having a "big fat internet girlfriend" flashback

--shudder--

A young man was quietly sitting at a bar enjoying a drink. he noticed an attractive young girl a few tables over and even though he was very shy, he sent her a drink.
After a few minutes he slowly walked over and politely introduced himself.
She said in a very loud voice "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU".

He turned 3 shades of red and sulked back to his bar stool, so embarrassed he though he would die.
After about 15 minutes that same young lady walked over to him and wispered "I'm really sorry about that, but I'm working on a term paper for my psychology class and that was part of the experiment".
He replied in a very loud voice, "$200, ARE YOU CRAZY?"

OK, now your making the day interesting...fatt women will take it any which way!

Something about reading that comment and then seeing "...its all about the lube..." right under it that I find absolutely hilarious. . .

Alternate method...slap her on the thigh and ride the wave in.

Had a friend in the old days who loved fat girls. Said that you did not have to work at all to get laid. Sorry but would rather chase the cat than go after one of these... and the cat is very quick! :)

A guy I know told me the equatiuon was simple: Twice the woman divided by half the effort equals 4 times the pleasure.

Worked for him.

I like a little bit of a round belly but not fat rolls, a round rear and good solid thighs. Women with thin thin wastes and tiny butts just remind me of my 19yr old and that is way way wrong. As long as my 19yr stays a perfect size 2 to 4 I will be forever be into a strong women that is 5lbs to 10lbs over weight.

Fat chicks and mopeds... both are fun to ride til your friends catch you on them.