The best single Seinfeld episode?
 

Has to be the one I just saw again.

Kramer uses the bathroom at an office, ends up working there, and gets fired. ("These reports, I don't know what they are, it's like you have no training at all. I'm going to have to let you go." "But I don't even work here!" "That what makes this so difficult . . .")

Jerry dates Man Hands ("Would you like it better if she had no hands at all?" "Would she have hooks" "Would that matter?" "I don't know, hooks would be kind of cool.") Jerry plays the part of the spurned spouse when Kramer is working so hard ("This job is killing you! It's killing us!").

George uses the picture of the model as his dead fiancee to gain entrance to the "Forbidden City" of beautiful women. (A model to George, after examining the picture, "Wow, she's beautiful. Wanna dance?")

Elaine gets 3 new friends, the "Bizzaro Jerrys," Kevin, Gene and Feldman. They are like George, Jerry and Kramer, but the exact opposite. They read, knock when they enter, have manners, are thoughtful, give money to the homeless, meet at a different coffee shop, etc. ("This one we just call Feldman!")

Is there a better single episode?

My favorite is the one where they bet who can hold out the longest without masturbating. The next day, Kramer slaps his money on the coffee shop table and says "Well, I'm out!"

Soup Nazi or Man Hands

The one when George decides to do the opposite of his instincts.

When George is caught by his mother with the Glamor magazine.

Any time Kramer uses his lawyer Jackie.

The're real and they are spectacular.

The Assman.

+1

Actually it wasn't the next day it was within a few minutes.

it'd be harder to think of a bad one....

Soup Nazi :D

"The Opposite," "Master of Your Domain" and "The Soup Nazi" are among my favorites, but my absolute favorite ep is when George pretends to be a marine biologist to date a girl he knew in college, after Jerry tells her that's what he does ("The sea was angry that day - like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!"). Like all the best Seinfeld eps, it starts with the gang doing vastly different things that wind up being interconnected, like when George produces the golf ball that ruined his relationship. Everyone looks at Kramer, who says "Wait - is it a Titleist?"

Elaine dancing

The wedding in India, where the whole episode is backwards..!

Yasin

No one will agree with me, but I like the final episode the best because all of the crazy characters were in it. We learned the Soup Nazi's real name is Yev Kasem!

"There was shrinkage!"

Master of your Domain, and the whale/golf ball are among my favorites.

The smelly car:D

When Kramer gets electrocuted trying to short out Elaines neighbors power to shut off the alarm clock. The funniest thing ever on TV.

Second, when Kramer is wearing the technicolor dreamcoat and cane and finds that pimp hat blowing down the street.

Any episode where there is a picture / model / or they discuss superman, and any episode where there is a picture / or an actuall 911.

smile....

Soup Nazi episode is on RIGHT NOW!

Thanks - DVR programmed - we've been telling our kids about this forever...