Technological Break Through That Will Change The World!
 

Just got this in an email, shameless cut and paste...

“Apple Computer reported today that it has developed an ultra-small computer chip that can store and play music inside of a woman's breast. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.”

:D

Here's an invention that will change the world, or at leas turn the pr0n industry on it's back... er, head...

http://www.intel.com/research/dpr.htm

Love this part:

"When you finished using a replica for one purpose, you could transform it into another useful shape. A human replica could morph into a desk, a chair could become a keyboard, a lamp could be transformed into a ladder."

Why not transform into a six pack and a couple of blondes instead? :)

To hell with that - I'd start with the blondes and then transform them into a pizza and a six pack of beer.

+1

Is this where I get info on gererators?

Please do not transform ALL of the blondes into pizza and beer. There are several parts that I would like to retain in their "stock configuration" so to speak!

You can eat blondes too...

Que Homer Simpson voice:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blonds