Whats that say, I cant see it?

Here is something we can all agree on:

We will never agree on everything.

We all agree that Ringo Starr is a the greatest Drummer ever.............................................. .................................................. .......... is not a true statement.

Don't spit into the wind.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai $ucked.

Mean people suck.

Dubya will never be prez again.

SvK

Yes, Paris Hilton is a skank, BUT seeing that she is probably worth at least $50 mil not counting what she gets when here parents die from shame, the majority of the guys in here would do here......particularly since we know PRECISELY what she likes to do when the camera is rolling...LMAO

Oh, Yeah.....no argument from me on that one:D

Beer girl wins.

Ian

Moses,
I've missed that pic. Thanks! Spaten to boot. Yow!
Christian

Nothing better than a "thank you", a hug from your kid, a un-asked back rub from the wife or a raise (unless it is at the poker table and it ain't you).

Everybody agree that we will never agree on anything on this thread except this!

Yah,
I like her

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1160192876.jpg

better than beer girl.

Ok, thats good enough.

ALL IN!

I agree

Yeah - that's right.

Hold on a sec.... checking USERID status of Z-man...

HEY -- that's not right...

..where's that BAN button again?!?

-Z

PS: Technically, I'm an ADMIN now. Kinda like a Sith Lord...

Ahh... Ursula! :)

Things (I think) we can agree on:

1. The sound of a race engine (pick your favorite) at full throttle makes your arm hairs raise and your adrenalin rush.

2. A little too much horsepower is EXTREMELY entertaining.

3. Road trips are a blast.

angela

Dr. Porsche was the new Moses and Enzo Ferrari was the Prince of Darkness? lol

what is this "Too much horse power" that you talk of?

And Joseph Lucas was the Prince of sudden, unexpected darkness.



* The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

* Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

* Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

* Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

* The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off. The other three switch settings - Smoke, Smolder and Burn.

* The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

* "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou...

* If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

* Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!

* It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they meet too much resistance.

* Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, as they all look the same ?" "He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"

*Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

* Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

* QA called and told the Engineering they had trouble with his design shorting out so he made the wires longer.

* Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

* Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: " Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

* Why do the English drink their beer WARM? Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas