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No truth to hand size = your Johnson size

I can palm a regulation NBA basketball (not WNBA either) but I'm no Shaqzilla. Maybe more like Mugsy Bogues or Spud Webb but that may be stretching it. Pardon the pun.

Slow Thursday. Know of any myths you can disprove?

Old 10-05-2006, 07:49 AM
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That's because it's the foot size, not the hand size.

"The bigger the feet, the bigger the m..t"
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That's because it's the foot size, not the hand size.

"The bigger the feet, the bigger the m..t"
Either way, I'm covered.
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I can 'palm' an regulation basketball with my thumb and pinky, and I wear a size 15 dress shoe, and a size 16 basketball shoe.

Yes, it's a myth...
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You know what they say about a man with big shoes?


Big feet.
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Yes, it's a myth...
Damn, Thom. Don't kill the legend.
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yup, it's a myth. I only wear size 10.5s and have surgeon's hands, but dayumm...

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"Bozo the Clown".

There.

Myth busted.
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so you're saying you've seen Bozo naked???

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so you're saying you've seen Bozo naked???

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"Bozo the Clown".
Remind me not to send my kids to your kid's birthday parties...
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yup, it's a myth. I only wear size 10.5s and have surgeon's hands, but dayumm...

More than a handfull is a waste...
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As long as "it" can reach from me to her....
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More than a handfull is a waste...
Not according to my wife........
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Do black guys have bigger johnsons but smaller IQs than chinese guys *in general* ?

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Do black guys have bigger johnsons but smaller IQs than chinese guys *in general* ?

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I dunno, is it true that racist comments get you in trouble here?
Are blondes dumb? And, oh...MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
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I dunno, is it true that racist comments get you in trouble here?
Are blondes dumb? And, oh...MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
It was a question, not a comment. Your implication that it was a racist comment is totally unfunded, because neither the size of the Johnson or the IQ are a measure of the value, superiority or inferiority of human beings. The fact that such differences exist amongst races does not imply anything else than being merely a fact. Ignoring it is trying to be stupidly politically correct about something that is not an issue to start with. Your Johnson is probalbly bigger than mine, and your IQ smaller. No big deal (But mine works probably better too ) .

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How'dja like that visual anyway?
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More than a handfull is a waste...
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Not according to my wife........
(that was a masturbation joke...)
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