I Am Smarter Than My Dog
 

Well I am!!!! I have to admit that I have one smart hotel for fleas. That dam Dog doesn't do anything she doesn't want to. Recently I out smarted her though, I put out some of her Dog Food mixed with some left over Rice. Once she sniffed it she wouldn't go near it no matter how much I begged her to. It just wasn't good enough for the B!tch. So I picked it up and pretended to it eat it, actually it was better than some of the buffet food I have eaten here in LV. Finally I put it down and she came right up and ate it all withing a coupla minutes. It was then that I decided that I was smarter than my Dog. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1160699102.jpg

No reason to insult her, tabs. Just look what you've done - how long has she been laying there like that?

She has been lying there about 2 weeks, ever since I fed her the Dog Food with Rice.

As long as you keep the standards low, you'll always come out on top.

Didn't I see that on a Homer Simpson t-shirt? "When all else fails, lower your expectations". . .

Tab's dog: " I got my owner to eat dog food!"

Neighbor dog : "No way! How did you get him to do that?

Tab's dog: "It didn't take long. I'm not sure how smart he is" ;)

Sounds to me like you didn't pretend. Anyway, I'll take your word for it. Do you have a list of buffets to avoid?

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He didn't inhale. Or swallow. Or whatever.

There is a stain on his blue shirt ,impeach Tab now.
Rika

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me and my pup got a laugh out of that one.
my dog loves rice. great way to settle their stomach too.
dont ask me how i know.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/puke.gif

I bought a Modernist painting by John Saccaro. Brought it home and leaned it up against a book case in my Family Room. The Flea Bag takes one look at it and starts barking at it. I told her everybody is an art critic and she stopped barking.

Now I'm not so sure....

Tabs might be on to something but I'm not sure even he knows what it is. We know what a dog sees but I'm not sure about the food thing.

She never liked my portrait of Elvis on velvet either.

This may be the best post I have ever read.