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tabs 10-12-2006 04:25 PM

I Am Smarter Than My Dog
 
Well I am!!!! I have to admit that I have one smart hotel for fleas. That dam Dog doesn't do anything she doesn't want to. Recently I out smarted her though, I put out some of her Dog Food mixed with some left over Rice. Once she sniffed it she wouldn't go near it no matter how much I begged her to. It just wasn't good enough for the B!tch. So I picked it up and pretended to it eat it, actually it was better than some of the buffet food I have eaten here in LV. Finally I put it down and she came right up and ate it all withing a coupla minutes. It was then that I decided that I was smarter than my Dog. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1160699102.jpg

Jeff Higgins 10-12-2006 04:29 PM

No reason to insult her, tabs. Just look what you've done - how long has she been laying there like that?

tabs 10-12-2006 04:39 PM

She has been lying there about 2 weeks, ever since I fed her the Dog Food with Rice.

red-beard 10-12-2006 05:11 PM

As long as you keep the standards low, you'll always come out on top.

Porsche-O-Phile 10-12-2006 07:13 PM

Didn't I see that on a Homer Simpson t-shirt? "When all else fails, lower your expectations". . .

Moses 10-12-2006 07:45 PM

Tab's dog: " I got my owner to eat dog food!"

Neighbor dog : "No way! How did you get him to do that?

Tab's dog: "It didn't take long. I'm not sure how smart he is" ;)

CRH911S 10-12-2006 08:13 PM

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So I picked it up and pretended to it eat it, actually it was better than some of the buffet food I have eaten here in LV.
Sounds to me like you didn't pretend. Anyway, I'll take your word for it. Do you have a list of buffets to avoid?

artplumber 10-12-2006 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by CRH911S
Sounds to me like you didn't pretend. Anyway, I'll take your word for it. Do you have a list of buffets to avoid?
+1

Jeff Higgins 10-13-2006 05:15 AM

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Originally posted by CRH911S
Sounds to me like you didn't pretend. Anyway, I'll take your word for it. Do you have a list of buffets to avoid?
He didn't inhale. Or swallow. Or whatever.

Rikao4 10-13-2006 06:17 AM

There is a stain on his blue shirt ,impeach Tab now.
Rika

teenerted1 10-13-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by Moses
Tab's dog: " I got my owner to eat dog food!"

Neighbor dog : "No way! How did you get him to do that?

Tab's dog: "It didn't take long. I'm not sure how smart he is" ;)

+2
me and my pup got a laugh out of that one.
my dog loves rice. great way to settle their stomach too.
dont ask me how i know.http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/puke.gif

tabs 10-15-2006 12:05 AM

I bought a Modernist painting by John Saccaro. Brought it home and leaned it up against a book case in my Family Room. The Flea Bag takes one look at it and starts barking at it. I told her everybody is an art critic and she stopped barking.

red-beard 10-15-2006 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by tabs
I Am Smarter Than My Dog
Quote:

Originally posted by tabs
I bought a Modernist painting by John Saccaro. Brought it home and leaned it up against a book case in my Family Room. The Flea Bag takes one look at it and starts barking at it. I told her everybody is an art critic and she stopped barking.
Now I'm not so sure....

CRH911S 10-15-2006 08:41 AM

Tabs might be on to something but I'm not sure even he knows what it is. We know what a dog sees but I'm not sure about the food thing.

tabs 10-15-2006 11:57 AM

She never liked my portrait of Elvis on velvet either.

Big Ed 10-15-2006 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by tabs
I bought a Modernist painting by John Saccaro. Brought it home and leaned it up against a book case in my Family Room. The Flea Bag takes one look at it and starts barking at it. I told her everybody is an art critic and she stopped barking.
This may be the best post I have ever read.


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