Trekkor hasn't figured that one out yet

It's the end of the world as we know it... and I don't mind

Crap! I just paid my auto insurance...

Or maybe his idea of partying like there is no tomorrow is different than yours.

"World to end at midnight. Details at eleven...."

I got good news... my property taxes are due in November!:cool:

Is this comet thingy gonna happen pretty soon? I'm getting bored and thinking about cutting out of work early - but don't want to miss anything.

Can I just TiVo it??

I think I actually get that reference. . .

"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in. . .". :P

well heck, I'm gonna go out and bone the flag lady then!

You know that's why you wanted that HOA position....

A near miss occurs in 2029 and when it comes around again in 2036 has a high probablity of being a hit...

Yellowstones Magma Chamber is growing...and could go off at....anytime..

Aztec/Myan calender predicted Cortes arrival in Mexico to nearly the day, and is accurate Astromically to within seconds over 1000s of years. The calender is based on 500 year cycles, the calender just ends on Decenmber 23rd, 2012. There is no provison for anything after that????

Okay, okay... I'll stick some quail feathers in my hair and get a chisel, but I'm not doing that loin cloth thing. Trust me on this one.

I used to be that guy...about 20 years ago.

Now I enjoy driving on the track at speed in my Porsche.


KT

They probably surmised that any culture man may have had would probably be shot in the ass by then.

I think they were a few years late.

like i mentioned before...............all we will see in the end, is COCKROACHES WEARING NORTH FACE DOWN VESTS!

That's why it's important for humans to get off this rock and head for the stars.

the movie "ALIEN" kind of bothered me!

Well I don't know about the rest of you but I'm ready for bird flu, tsunamis, the atom bomb and meotorites. Just duck and cover!

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=8435153709246106788&q=duck+and+cov er

when i was a kid we had to do that. the day kennedy was assassinated.................WE DID DO THAT!

the day Kennedy was assassinated I was...um....er....I Vegas. Yeah, that's it...in Vegas. I got those grass stains...um....er....at the golf course. Yeah. Golfing in Vegas. Yup, that's where I was and what I was doing.

man i was too young to be at the grassy knoll. i was ducking and covering under my desk. those were the days when we still knew very little about nuclear weapons. WE STILL DONT!

actually I was only 2.

but i was golfing in vegas. no, really...

As your lawyer I advise you to take two tabs of LSD.

and start drinking heavily. check.

where's the salt shaker? I'm feeling a bit tired.

can I get a grapefruit?

bats...goddamn bats.

This would be a good time for everyone to read Lucifer's Hammer, again.

THIS JUST IN:

Studies show conclusively the that one hundred percent of people die.

Now back to your regularly scheduled rhetoric...

here's your half of the sunshine acid . eat it .

This just in. A 'year' on Uranus lasts 42 earth years, so summer lasts 21.

You could get one hell of a sunburn on Uranus. :rolleyes:

"You could get one hell of a sunburn on Uranus."

In or on? :)

I couldn't resist.

"That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip.
He crashed around America selling consciousness expansion without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait...
for all those people who took him seriously.
All those pathetically eager acid freaks...who thought they could buy peace and understanding for three bucks a hit"

:D

Leary thought that everyman could do what Psychiatrists had been doing with patients for over a decade. For example, Cary Grant took over 60 acid trips as a Psychiatric therapeutic regimen.

i was quoting hunter by the way.........
2 was enough for me :D