Conspiracy against fishers/divers
 

First it was Steve Irwin, and everyone sat passively by and said "just a freak accident".

Well friends, it was no accident. The fish are rising up against mankind. Just yesterday, another innocent man was stabbed by a stingray.

But this time, it was personal. The ray jumped up from the water and into the boat, stabbing this poor man while his two grandchildren looked on helplessly.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/stingray.reut/index.html

But you see, Steve Irwin wasn't the first victim of Neptune's minions. No, earlier last month a 14ft blue marlin leapt out of the water and speared Mr Ian Card through the chest with its spiked bill.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=399046&in_page_id=1770&in_ a_source

Also in August, a 4 foot Sturgeon attacked a man on his PWC.
http://www.local6.com/news/9645693/detail.html
http://www.sciencedaily.com/upi/index.php?feed=Quirks&article=UPI-1-20060809-23414500-bc-us-fishattack.xml
Not content with one victim, the sturgeon went on to attack again just weeks later - knocking a woman from her boat and breaking the arm of another person who was trying to defend the innocent woman.
http://www.wftv.com/news/9715882/detail.html
This was the 6th known sturgeon attack in the area!!

But it's nothing new. This has been building up for some time as the insurgent fish have been testing our resolve to fight agaist them. Just over a year ago, Adnan Walid was stabbed to death by a malicious swordfish in Malaysia. Adnan leaves his wife and two children.
http://www.getfishy.com/2005/11/fish-kills-man.html


Something has to be done. I'm calling for immediate sanctions against rays and other dangerous fishies. Won't somebody think about the children??

We can't let this turn into an aquatic version of The Birds!!!

Those marinofascists hate our freedom.

Is that sort of like a neocon?

send in joesph hazelton to the rescue! (EXXON VALDEZ!)