Real Utlimate Power
 

man, every time I look at that website it cracks me up.

Ninjas are awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet!

If you haven't seen it yet, look here:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

--Are you ready to get pumped?

Get the T-shirt!

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Don't ninjas hate pirates and want to kill them?

If so, then what about global warming? Do Ninjas contribute to global warming?

I've wanted that t-shirt for YEARS!!

I've always thought it was a spoof so I didn't order...however...

Muahahhaaaa!!!

You need to get the book. In fact, go to amazon.com just for the 'lowest rated' customer reviews.

im a ninja everyday i drive in freeway traffic, and i CRAP IN MY PANTS!

but i am also a pirate............so does that mean i have inner conflict? wow no wonder im always saying arrgghhh-drinking rum by the barrel and trying to cut myself w/lil ninja stars!

that truly was an awesome site dude! and i am so happy the one guy has reached puberty and craps his pants.

im going to mention this to my NAU professors and see what kind of extra points i can get learning about my i
"inner conflict" and the fact that ninjas "just flip out" and kill entire towns!

maybe we should set these guys loose in bagdad and give the GI's a needed well earned rest!

I'm a pirate, but I have deep respect for ninjas. They are hella sweet. But they're NOT pirates.

Pirates are the chosen people of the great flying spaghetti monster...

david crosby was a pirate!

I think YOU need to pick a side... you are either with the pirates or you are with the Ninjas. They are born enemies.

Thar be no choosin'. I bloody pyrate I am!

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im a pirate that enjoys suishi and SAKE BOMBERS!

LOL!

But I agree, Pirates Rule!

No doubt...

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For some real ultimate laughs, read the hate mail. Love it.

if you want another parody site :

www.whitehouse.org

also read the hatemail...i love the upset uppetti neocons ranting and threatening...it's just totally entertaining, also explains why Bush got elected, and re-elected :D