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Vampires
So, I'm in Romania, home of Transylvania, and looking at my open window and thinking about Vampires.
So, if Vampires exist, will they eventually become extinct from AIDS? |
Doubtful.
I'd imagine that most diseases/viruses need a living organism to survive and make sick. Since vampires are undead, they wouldn't get sick. If you don't get sick, you don't need an immune system anyhow, right? |
Only if they also believe that Santa Claus is real.
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While you are there, look up the highest building in what used to be called "Transylvania".....
The Vampire State Building |
While you look for the tame European "vampire" those of us in the Western Hemisphere live in true fear of .....El Chupacabra:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra |
C'mon!! Vampires are immortal!! They cannot die of aids.
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I roomed with a vampire once. Allergic to sunlight, disliked crucifixes, went out late at night to "grab a bite to eat," though he never took his car on those late night food runs. Oddly, he was a real fan of garlic, though, disproving that little myth...
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I see on TV that Vampires are into pizza these days, garlic pizza.
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if you encounter this guy just rip out his stuffing :D
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1161830986.jpg |
That mathematical proof was BS. What if the vampires didn't allow their victims to live, then they wouldn't all be vampires...
I think a better proof-spoof would be assessing the caloric content of human blood, I bet you'd need 100's of people a night to survive on it. |
Chris, I think you're right, but it was fun to post anyway.
Besides, vampires don't convert 100% of their victims to vampires, just those they choose to let feed on them. That would be a better proof for werewolves, but a werewolf could alway kill their human victim...or live on rabbits and livestock. |
Oh, and Spike and Drusilla rock!
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these are the only vampires i concern myself with...
one of the stranger films from Franco... pure 70's german weirdness. complete in original language w/ subtitles. :D i can't really reccommend this one, but it is a cult classis ;) http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6...5763871go6.jpg http://www.brainwashed.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4442&Ite mid=64 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampyros_Lesbos |
I read somewhere that the myth was started with the Romainian ruler Vlad-the-Impaler, and combined with an outbreak of anemia(?) which recesses the gums, whitens the skin, and creates sensitivity to stong light and smells.
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so i gather that my demo package of Rotterdam industrial grown skunkweed finally arrived ??? or else, what have you boys been smokin'?
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Here's the main man. Max Schreck as "Nosferatu"......http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1161881260.jpg
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