Hes 3 years old, gentle as a Kitten and likes dogs. I wonder whether Mark means he eats dogs or is fond of them.

"you ain't gettin' no older than tomorrow."

hellboy.

"Its worse than horrible, because a Zombie has no will of his own. U see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."

"U mean like Democrats."

He11 no, Boy!

How do U get people to protect themselves from something they don't belive in

"We had to dig him out from under the most peculiar things I ever saw. "

Look for the fog!

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stiring...nothin, no action, dullsville."

"Don't spill none of that liquor, son. It eats right into the bar."

Animal House

Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.

and

Looks like you broke into the wrong (blank blank) rec room, didn't ya!

Here's an easy one, but i think it was funny:

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

"...I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face... "

Its a comin to me, I sees it now...Henry....Henry Fon....da...as Wyatt Earp in....My Darlin Clementine......

Caddyshack

sorry tabs, that was walter brennan as judge roy bean to gary cooper in " the westerner"

Dean Wormer...

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door."

Yep I was wrong and U was right....it did sound like sumthin Walter Brennan would say...