Finally, a way to increase my SC's mpg
 

And you thought the Cool Collar was a rip. Check this out...

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I bought a bunch. I had them on my fuel line from the tank to the fuel rails and had some specially made for the fuel rails. My car actually creates gas as it runs! I had to take some off it was so efficient, and the power. I had to disconnect 2 spark plugs because I was making too much power! These things really work, buy a six pack and amaze your friends!!!

I would pay a LOT of money for the names and addresses of people that bought one.

Why, they are only good for organ donors and med school cadavers. One of these days we'll be doing the soylent green thing, and we'll have a better use for those folks.

Yeah, well, before they bit the dust, I have some lovely swamp land in florida to sell them........

What was old is new again. I can remember seeing people, in the 70's, using cattle magnets for all the same reasons.
I recon it might have been a differant story with leaded gas..............................naw.

Fuel molecules are not charged. Thus, a magnetic field has not effect on them. Is there a way I could make money by scientifically debunking all the BS that floats around us? Maybe consulting for an atttorney who sues those guys...

Aurel

Nooooo, we want these guys in business. They take money from fools, and we really don't want fools running around with money in their hands.

These guys are doing a public service and should receive a medal for it.

I know for a fact that my fuel moledules are sticking and clumped together. I typically straighten them out by driving real fast - it works every time.:D

Correct, it is the theroy CFM Volume+Increased fuel pressure=straight fuel.
Simple chemestry

since i got my turbomag, not only has my mpg increased, but, i have lost forty pounds, been dating morgan fairchild, and my hair has started to grow back. yeah, thats the ticket. yeah , i invented the turbomag , yeah that's it.

Wonder what that guy uses to keep his cabinets shut?

Busted!
http://www.chem1.com/CQ/magscams.html#MFT

You guys sound skeptical.

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See, its true. This proves it.

I filter my beer through them. It magnifies the alcohol content 10 fold.

:D

If the ones on the right are "straight", does that mean that the clusters on the left are "gay"? Maybe I should ask in that *OTHER* thread!

Yes, without this device your fuel system is hopelessly gay. Gasoline just twirling and swirling all the way to the big bad piston that pushes and pushes and pushes until that gay gas just explodes with passion.

The device does nothing for fuel economy. However, if anything is placed in a strong enough magnetic field (not possible outside of dedicated lab facilities), anything can be affected. They have even levitated frogs (but frogs make terrible fuel sources).

:D

there's something disturbing about this post coming from someone names "rammstein."

Not true, they work great for Renaults and Citroens.

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I had an embarassing problem that I was too shy to bring to a doctor. I installed one of these, and now it doesn't burn when I pee.

Oooohh... so it could actually levitate that naughty fuel? Oh snizzzap, that sounds sexual

I've been running a 10,000G (1T) electromagnet on my 911. My dash clock is always wrong, and my mileage has not improved. However, do have the only mag-lev 911 on my block. :D

So my wife asked my where the hell I got that magnetic belt that I wore to bed last night, and just what the hell I thought I was going to do with it...

Obviously, we've got to put large magnets around every gas pump, we can't have gay gas being "hosed" into everyone's tank.

What am I missing
 

Lets' see... One Gererator, one Tecnoairclean, one Skycar and one Turbomag. My retirement investment portfolio is lean but man oh man is it mean!! Am I missing anything? :D

Yes, you are missing the Retroencabulator.

don't forget the spark-o-matic.

Tornado fuel saver

This is absolutely preposterous! Everybody knows that fuel molecules are actually green and grey!

coasting downhill i can get 58 mpg.

more performance related question ..but...

Larger air filter or better Cold air induction??