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Political Ad for Rammstein

Some of my detractors would say that I am too concerned with improvements, with doing what I can do and admitting what I cannot. They say that without putting blame on others and choosing sides, I will have the lonely job of being an achiever in Washington. I have not been very popular with any of my constituents.

I also do not think that a good comeback to "Did you have sex with a gay prostitute?" is "Well, no I did not. I use meth and get massages from gay masseuses. So there!"

Seeing how popular I have become, I can only hope that this time around the Republicans can field a candidate who is a real statesman with charisma, and that the Democrats can bring in somebody with a semblance of direction, and then at least I get a fair fight before winning by a landslide.

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what is your position on butt darts?
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bent over or kneeling?


BTW, do I still get the ambassadorships to Sweden and the southern half of Vietnam? Send me your PayPal address.
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I don't believe we ever agreed on the north/south split. But given my commie nature, I'll settle for the north.
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so when do i get my missile silo , biochem engineers and lab equipment?? i need some time for this bro, can't cropdust the voting booths if i don't do my R&D
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Legion is going to Weissach as tester of German Autos, uniforms have been agreed upon..
you never answered ..your position on cell phones and driving.
Also, you need to inform the automakers that Mini Van production must cease, or ( you can tax them to death also)
Ramm, you aware that you have folks all over the world claiming to be your appointed Amb.?
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Ramm, you aware that you have folks all over the world claiming to be your appointed Amb.?
You mean I wasn't supposed to order the business cards yet??

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Don't forget I get Hawaii!

My first decree will be to make all beaches clothing optional and send all the white people home (except me of course)... oh you whities can visit just don't move in.

and the proud state of Hawaii supports president rammstein's invasion of Mexico... and we offer to house all hot female Latino detainees.
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i think Ramm is not really on top of his ****
and the real race hasn't even begon yet

my gutt says this is a false start...
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i think Ramm is not really on top of his ****
and the real race hasn't even begon yet

my gutt says this is a false start...
OK, I'll vote Lou Dobbs instead.
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Todays the day. I'm still working on the campaign propaganda for you...

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Todays the day. I'm still working on the campaign propaganda for you...

LOL, i dunno.... it's looking a bit too "lenin-esque" for my taste...









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Zod, from Superman: The Movie

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/Now, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!

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