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Prosthetic dog testicles?

How wrong is this?

Select from Three Neuticles Models...
NeuticlesORIGINAL (rigid) NeuticlesNATURAL (natural softness) and Neuticles UltraPLUS® (super soft).

the real question is how the hell did you find that?

Someone's gettin' those in their stocking this year.

LMAO! Why are there different models?!?!?!

I'm mean, *****, if your going to buy fake dog nuts, you might as well get the best money can buy. Wouldn't want to be caught with sub par fake dog nuts.

The fuzzy dice of the future.

Now I know where to go when I'm told that I don't have balls.

What took you so long?

Neuticles were first mentioned on Pelican Parts in 2002 and again in 2005.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=244853&highlight=neutic les

By the way, The Dodgers moved to Los Angeles. ;)

I love technology when it's used to track the appearance of synthetic dog balls on a server over several years. . . The guys that made SQL would be so proud. . .

This just proves I'm loosing my memory as I've been on this damn board since May 2001!

Who the fuch are the Dodgers?

Great!! Now maybe my wife can carry those around in here purse. :p

I'll have to get a set for both my sister-in-laws.

Unlike some, Marc (Drago) has a JOB)....

With enough yoga, the answer will come.

Gunga la gunga. Gungala gungla.

These were covered on Penn and Teller Bull**** a couple of years back.

http://www.bumpernuts.com/IMG_0126.JPG

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http://img.fark.com/images/squirrel.jpg

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"The Doobie Brothers broke up? Awwwww, when did that happen?"

ive done one, eerrr two better. my vet buddy saved my labs nads for me after he fixed him at 5 years old. have them today in, what else? but a ball canning jar immersed in formaldehyde on my mantle. i show em to the dog every time he pisses me off.

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/love.gif <<< two nads

T$

That's just cold. Do you at least take 'em out so he can lick 'em every now and then?