Before and After Marriage
 

Before marriage: A womans unmentionables are an erotic turn on.
After marriage: It more laundry.


Before marriage: "Porsche, That sounds expensive."

After marriage: "Why do you have to spend so much money on that car. You should just sell it. Its a money pit."

Nothing lowers a womans sex drive faster than wedding cake.

ha! i'm still ahead of the game

You guys need Russian or European wives/girlfriends. The forget that sex is a weapon and still enjoy it, usually at least twice a day.

My wife will not let me have one.

HA!

"As soon as they say, 'I Do', they don't"

+1, Caribbeans as well!

Sooooooooooooo true!

Wait until after you get married to have sex. That keeps expectations lower and makes marriage seem to have some benefits other than a second salary.

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?

Why did the bride smile as she walked down the aisle?





Because she knew she'd given her last ..!


It's not that bad, but I wish my wife would let me get one of those Russian girlfriends. Can you just hire them as a maid and concubine so you and the wife are happy?

Excellent idea. There would be double happiness for both of us. She wouldn't be bothered by me for what I want and then she also could continue to sit on her a-- and not clean or work. I could get what I want plus get a clean house. I think I'll present the plan tonight. I don't sound bitter do I?:mad:

Guys, its a 2 way street. if you want a euro girlfriend just let the wife know you will give her some privacy when she comes home with 3 or 4 professional ball players.