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fastpat 12-19-2006 06:01 PM

Ann Coulter's Song
 
Sung to the tune of "Thanks for the Memories".
Quote:


But thanks to the neocons,
For every war a shill,
We’re driven from the Hill
But their mission was accomplished
Since our troops are dying still.
A cakewalk it was.

Thanks for the neocons
Those late-night shows on Fox
We watched while drinking shots
Sure Cheney lied and soldiers died
But ain’t Ann Coulter hot?
A kegger, it was.
From the story by Scott McConnell, editor of The American Conservative.

Moneyguy1 12-19-2006 09:04 PM

pat:

Thanks. I have always liked song parodies...

Perhaps the primary problem with the world today is too many opiners and complainers and not enough doers.

RoninLB 12-19-2006 10:42 PM

Ann is great entertainment. She makes big bucks off of getting people excited.


Good pure journalism doesn't attract ad $ or sell books. TV mass media is not journalism and only replaced cowboy shows.



fwiw........ Brit Hume wants his $1M/yr salary increased 4x for his far left entertainment that generates 1/4 of O'Riley's viewers.

fastpat 12-20-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoninLB
fwiw........ Brit Hume wants his $1M/yr salary increased 4x for his far left entertainment that generates 1/4 of O'Riley's viewers.
They're both leftists, they work for Fox. Remember, fascism is a leftist ideology.

fastpat 12-20-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
pat:

Thanks. I have always liked song parodies...

Perhaps the primary problem with the world today is too many opiners and complainers and not enough doers.

I looked around a bit to find more verses without any luck.

Porsche-O-Phile 12-20-2006 06:27 AM

Funny - thanks for that.

I agree though, Coulter is about as relevant as Rosie O'Donnell.

Remember kids, "the biggest enemy of celebrity is the exposure of irrelevance".

Hetmann 12-20-2006 09:05 AM

I think Ann Coulter is hot.

fastpat 12-20-2006 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hetmann
I think Ann Coulter is hot.
If you think 40 year old emaciated women who smoke are hot, go for it. http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/...ool_shades.gif

Porsche-O-Phile 12-20-2006 09:21 AM

You think THIS is hot?!?!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1166638868.jpg


I'm sentencing you to two hours in the men's room with a stack of Playboy magazines for sexual orientation readjustment. For your own good.

Moneyguy1 12-20-2006 09:21 AM

"Hot" as in radioactive and deadly?

Jim Richards 12-20-2006 09:22 AM

Queen of skank.

lendaddy 12-20-2006 09:24 AM

Well, we have our ladies and you have yours. Neither are perfect, but this is one case where the grass is NOT greener:D



























http://www.theodoresworld.net/pcfree...elenThomas.jpg

Jim Richards 12-20-2006 09:30 AM

werd :D :D :D

Moneyguy1 12-20-2006 09:35 AM

Imagine what Ann will look like in 40 years........

(We can't avoid the ravages of time if we are "lucky" enough to last that long)

Superman 12-20-2006 09:35 AM

I've had enough of this "our girls are prettier than yours" crap. Let's go. Post a single picture that beats these:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1166639705.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1166639735.jpg

Porsche-O-Phile 12-20-2006 09:44 AM

She looks plastic. Who is that?

m21sniper 12-20-2006 09:49 AM

That's Hanoi Jane Fonda Porsche-O-Phile.

Here is a MUCH better pic of Jane fonda:

http://www.forces.org/newimages/hanoi-jane.jpg
Hanoi Jane poses on an active North Vietnamese Anti-aircraft gun with it's communist gun crew.

Yep, you SURE MUST BE PROUD that Jane is one of yours "Superman".... :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally posted by fastpat
They're both leftists, they work for Fox. Remember, fascism is a leftist ideology.
Communism= Far left
Facism= Far right

Moneyguy1 12-20-2006 09:52 AM

Barbarella, Psychedella,

Never has a fella ever tamed you.....

Barbarella, Bar Bar barella.....

(Sorry, couldn't resist....)

DaveE 12-20-2006 01:47 PM

Jane still looks hotter than Coulter, even with the helmet.


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