One reason to go to Xmas Midnight Mass...
 

Okay, call me a heathen, but the times I've gone to Midnight Mass, the "talent" was outstanding. Lots of red dresses with deep plunging lines, high hemlines and steep heels. Ummm...talk about getting religion, LA style. :D

Yeah, churches tend to have a lot of MILF's too. But if you're really into that, go to Ross Dress for Less or Marshall's.

When you come out to L.A., hang out on Rodeo Drive. You'll get your MILF, but more likely a Cougar. BTDT in H.S. and college... ;)

Ross is a third-world country. Ugh.

At least the MILFs in Nordstrom have money. Reverse gold-digging can be fun.

Most "target-rich environment" I've seen for MILFs is on the west side, at Whole Foods on Wilshire. Geezus there are a lot of either hot-as-hell nannys or don't-have-to-work, wife-of-a-tort-lawyer types over there. Simply amazing.

This thread is worthless without pics...

you probably saw my ex at that whole foods. 5'10" blonde haired/blue eyed MILF. Or maybe MYLF ;)

If you want to see serious action at mass, try University of San Diego (or any catholic university with warm weather). Sunday evening mass on campus was smokin' stuff. There was a reason I converted in college :p

Now THIS is a holiday thread I can identify with.....

All I know is there is at least one night of the year when God is great. Really great...:D

no pix no cred

The Vatican confiscated mine. Hmm..wonder why since those guys are into altar boys. :p