I just won a lottery!!

[KevinP73]

I'm going to march right into the boss' office and tell him to kiss my a$$ goodbye!
Here it is, my ticket to the big time.

EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
HEAD OFFICE
P.O.BOX 1764
VICTORIA SW1V 4DP
LONDON,ENGLAND.


Ref:UKLT/245512568021/06
Batch:074/05.zy369


YOU HAVE WON £870,000 POUNDS STERLING

Our Dear Winner,

You have won the sum of £870,000 (Eight Hundred and Seventy Thousand Pounds Sterling) from EUROPEAN LOTTERY on our 2006 Christmas charity bonanza which took place 28th December, 2006.

The winning ticket was selected from a Data Base of Internet Email Users,from which your Address came out as the winning coupon.

We hereby urge you to claim the winning amount quickly as this is a monthlylottery. Failure to claim your win will result into the reversion of the fund to our following month.

You are therefore requested to contact immediately out Claims
Department below quoting winning number: WINNING NUMER:02-03-17-22-40-42-(12).

Contact : ACE FINANCE LIMITED UK
Contact Person: Mr Kevin Smith.
email: fiduciaryagent@acefinancelimited-uk.com
PHONE:+44 701-113-6003.
+44 703-189-6889

Congratulations once again.

please quote your winning number.

Regards,
MRS SUSAN MOORE.
CO-ORDINATOR
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD.

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[on-ramp]

wow, Congratulations!

What are you doing with the money?

[austin552]

Some guys have all the luck.

[on-ramp]

I got this one today:



Dear one
I am writting this letter with due respect and
heartful of tears since we have not known or met
ourselves previously.

I am asking for your assistance
after I have gone through a profile that speaks good
of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me
to the right channel towards your assistance to my
situation now.

I will make my proposal well known if I
am given the opportunity. I would like to use this
opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am
FrancaKolo 22years young lady and I know that this
proposal might be a surprise to you but do consider it
as an emmergency.

In nutshell, My (late) father Mr Morris
was a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based
in Accra and Abidjan respectively. But he
was killed along side with my mother during last year's
Rable attact and all his properties was totally
destroyed.

However, after their death I managed to
escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT
CERTIFICATE (US$6.7) six million seven hundred
thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in the bank
which i am the next of kin.

Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of
securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me
transfer the money over to his country and into his
possession pending my arrival to meet with him.

Furthermore,you can contact the bank for
confirmation and i will issue a letter of authorisation
on your name,that will enable the bank to
deal with you on my behalf.

I am giving you this offers
as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance
to assist me or take me as your child and manage the
money. I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum
as a mode of compensation for your effort after the
successful transfering of these fund to your
nominated account overseas

Conclusively,i wish you send me a reply
immediately as soon as you recieve this
proposal,please write me back with this email
address (francakolo03@yahoo.co.jp) Until then,i remain with
the best regards
Franca.

[speeder]

I always write back that I will accept the award, but first I'll need to shove a fence post up their ass to make sure that they're for real.

[Jim Richards]

Amazing, I just bought this cool bridge in NY. Some place called Brooklyn. Never heard of it, but I always wanted my own bridge.

[cstreit]

Damn those "Rable attact "(s)

[livi]

A pretty groovy position.


...if it was true of course..

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by speeder
I always write back that I will accept the award, but first I'll need to shove a fence post up their ass to make sure that they're for real.

A butt dart by anyother name...

[Moneyguy1]

On average, I win about six a week.

No money worries when the checks start arriving.....

[nostatic]

real men use palm fronds

[scottmandue]

Hey Kevin, can I borrow $50,000 to open a starbucks on Catalina Island? I'll get the money right back to ya.

[KevinP73]

Originally posted by scottmandue
Hey Kevin, can I borrow $50,000 to open a starbucks on Catalina Island? I'll get the money right back to ya.

I'll be glad to. But I get my checks in amounts of 75K and above. But what I'll do just 'cause your such a close friend is send you a check for 75K, you can cash it at your bank and just Western Union the excess back to me.

[Usmellgass2?]

UNCLE KEVIN!!! Great to hear from you its been so long. I have been planing to come visit like tomorrow!

[fingpilot]

You guys can laugh. My hangar is right down the street from Kev's shop. I have stopped by there twice in the past few days, and his shop is closed and padlocked.

I think he won, and is on his way to pick up his winnings offshore... errrr... I mean in London.

[KevinP73]

Originally posted by fingpilot
You guys can laugh. My hangar is right down the street from Kev's shop. I have stopped by there twice in the past few days, and his shop is closed and padlocked.

I think he won, and is on his way to pick up his winnings offshore... errrr... I mean in London.

The landord decided this would be a good time to have the parking lot resurfaced. I've been here every day but the gates have been closed.

[scottmandue]

Come on out to Catalina and I will whip you up a cappuccino!

Ya know I'm kidding but it does have me thinking... girls in a small boat wearing bikinis putting around Avalon harbor delivering coffee drinks, it just might work!

If I had money I would be dangerous!