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Narrow seats?
Ummm,...... How do you tell your wife that your new Corbeau seats aren't "made wrong" (as in too narrow) and your hips fit into them fine?
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You don't ... just use the 'Yes Honey' answer several times ...
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Good luck. haha
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Good luck with that. I think you're screwed.
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I can think of several ways, some funnier than others, but they all result in bruises for you.
Minefield! Good luck!
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Honey, they were made in China for those tiny Asian people.
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Just tell her that women don't drive race cars.
Yeah...that will work.
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Tell her that you do not see the problem, that the seats fit your flight attendents rear just fine.
Bet that will do the trick for you... ![]()
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PayPal me $100 bucks along with your phone number and I'll tell her.
Scott
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LOL, some good ones!
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"Honey, do these pants make me look fat?" Good luck dude, sounds like a no win, zero sum, stick a fork into you cuz your done...
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When I bought a Sparco Evo 2000, I barely fit into it (forget about getting my fat *ss into a Momo), and knew I would have to lose some weight. As I recall I didn't eat for a month, then it fit fine.
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