Pelican Parts Forums - Forwarding e-mail

> * "New Year's Message" - from a friend of mine!*
>
>Dear friends,
>
>With the New Year upon us, I'd like to extend my heartfelt appreciation
>to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards"
>over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure,
>blessed and healthy.
>
>Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat droppings in the
>glue on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I
>need to seal an envelope.
>
>Also, I now scrub the top of every can I open, for the same reason.
>
>Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I
>know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing
>characteristic.
>
>I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
>pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
>
>I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
>water buffalo on a hot day.
>
>I no longer go to shopping centres because someone might drug me with a
>cologne sample and rob me.
>
>I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
>mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
>
>I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214
>angels looking out for me.
>
>Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
>forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
>minutes.
>
>I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
>internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time!).
>
>I no longer have any money at all in fact - but all that will change
>once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
>participating in their special on-line email program.
>
>Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
>now return the favour!
>
>If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7
>minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diahorrea will land on
>your head at 5:00PM this afternoon. I know this will occur because it
>actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's
>ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician
>:p