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Daddy, Why Did God Make Girls Pee Sitting and Boys Pee Standing?
Our lil 4yr old girl asked me this last night:
"Daddy, why did God make it that girls pee sitting down and boys pee standing?" "Well, God made it that way so he could teach girls patience, so they learn to take their time with stuff." "So then why did me make boys pee standing up?" "God did that so boys could learn how to handle stuff standing up." "Like tools Daddy?" "Ya, if you learn to pee standing up then you can use tools standing up." "Can I use tools someday Daddy?" "Why of course you can sweety." "Then I have to learn how to pee standing up first." (Oh boy!) "Well, first you need to learn patience and once you learn patience then you won't need to learn how to stand up to pee you can go right to learning how to use tools." "But then I keep sitting down to go pee so I never forget how to have patience right Daddy?" "Thats right sweety." I know some of you may feel there are better answers to a 4yr olds questions. At 10PM after a long day that was as good as I could do!
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Perfect!
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that doesnt make any sense. most of the tools we use is when we're lying flat on our backs and not standing up.
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Some day soon he'll ask you why dogs lick their balls, and you will tell him the truth:
"Because they can't make a fist with their paw, son."
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01-21-2007, 08:10 AM
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Mike,
Well done...the temptation to point out men can do BOTH...
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Hey Denis, ....then there is always the alternate response to that question..."because they CAN"!
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What a bunch of pervs we have on this Board. I guess at 4 it doesn't have to make much sense..
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