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Isabo 01-29-2007 06:46 AM

Life Backwards:
 
I would like to go through life backwards:
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

on-ramp 01-29-2007 06:50 AM

some people already do this.

Mr_Wizard 01-29-2007 06:50 AM

Isa,

You seem to be all about the orgasms today (Crazy Facts)!!

Isabo 01-29-2007 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr_Wizard
Isa,

You seem to be all about the orgasms today (Crazy Facts)!!

:o
The husband person is working from home today:D

fastpat 01-29-2007 08:44 AM

Most men want to be physically 25 years old for ever, with a 40 year old's brain.:cool:

M.D. Holloway 01-29-2007 09:17 AM

I want to finish off as an orgasm!

fastpat 01-29-2007 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I want to finish off as an orgasm!
I'm afraid the best you can hope for is a dendrite in the middle of the erectile nerve.

on-ramp 01-29-2007 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
I want to finish off as an orgasm!
go ski diving without a parachute. that might do it.

Sonic dB 01-29-2007 10:34 AM

Very cute and funny piece Isabo. You'd better copyright it
before it ends up all over the internet. :)

Isabo 01-29-2007 10:42 AM

I'm not clever enough to think up stuff like that. I got it off an e-mail:o

Eric Coffey 01-29-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by on-ramp
go ski diving...
Dude, I think you just came up with a new extreme sport! :D

M.D. Holloway 01-29-2007 02:26 PM

They do it bungee jumping - not me, but people do.

Me, I want to go out in a massive stroke brought about by a viagra induced 4 hour session with Jenny Macarthy!


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