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Life Backwards:
I would like to go through life backwards:
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
some people already do this.
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Isa,
You seem to be all about the orgasms today (Crazy Facts)!! |
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The husband person is working from home today:D |
Most men want to be physically 25 years old for ever, with a 40 year old's brain.:cool:
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I want to finish off as an orgasm!
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Very cute and funny piece Isabo. You'd better copyright it
before it ends up all over the internet. :) |
I'm not clever enough to think up stuff like that. I got it off an e-mail:o
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They do it bungee jumping - not me, but people do.
Me, I want to go out in a massive stroke brought about by a viagra induced 4 hour session with Jenny Macarthy! |
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