Whom to marry?

[Isabo]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
it's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

[kach22i]

I had all the right answers when I was a kid too.

[david914]

Oh that life should be so simple! Until a couple of years ago, I was married for over 19 years to a girl that was passive to a fault. Nothing phased her very much. The last few years of our marriage, her passivity started to bother me. We sought counseling and wound up getting a divorce, largely because of me. I have since re-married to a girl who is quite the opposite of my first wife and within 2 months of our wedding, we separated. Now, we're trying to figure out if we can even live together. I have fought more in the past few months than I fought in the entire 20+ years of being with my first wife. It all comes under the category of "be careful of what you ask for..."

[Nostril Cheese]

marry an ugly girl who can cook

[TSNAPCRACKLEPOP]

and her father must own a liquor store, and a dealership

[Flatbutt1]

those are cute.

my current rule is, she should be independently wealthy, have absolutely no family whatsoever, and have 6 - 12 months to live. Then i'll marry her.

[nostatic]

rule number one of relationships: if you have a series of failed relationships, look at the one common factor - YOU

therapy is a great thing...help you stop making the same bad decisions over and over again. Of course sometimes it is a different bad decision, but hey, change of scenery is good...

[MysticLlama]

Originally posted by Isabo
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

This kid has no idea what he's talking about. What good are chips and dip without beer?

[lendaddy]

Originally posted by nostatic
rule number one of relationships: if you have a series of failed relationships, look at the one common factor - YOU

therapy is a great thing...help you stop making the same bad decisions over and over again. Of course sometimes it is a different bad decision, but hey, change of scenery is good...

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"It's mother....I'll put it on speaker"

[skipdup]

Originally posted by lendaddy
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"It's mother....I'll put it on speaker"

Funniest commercial EVER!

[Chocaholic]

A guy is dating three women....all are lookers. He decides it's time to get married and has to select the best one. A friend inquired about the process he used.

He explained that he gave each one $5000 and asked them to come back in one month and show what she did with the money.

Prospect #1 showed up looking awesome. She was wearing a body-hugging silk dress that left little to the imagination. Her hair was perfect, make-up was tasteful, and she wore a really hot pair of FMP's to complete the package. She said she spent the money to make herself as attractive to him as possible because she loves him and wants him to be proud to be her partner throughout their lives.

Prospect #2 showed up with two new suits for him, a new set of golf clubs, season tickets to the Lakers, and 52" flat screen for him to enjoy sporting events on. She said she spent the money on things that she felt would be relaxing for him so that he'd always enjoy spending time together at home.

Prospect #3 was a stockbroker. She showed up with $20,000 and handed it to him. She said she took the $5k and invested it wisely to help start their nest egg. She said she wanted him to never have to worry about money so that he could relax and enjoy their lives together.

His friend said...."holy *****, all three of them are amazing and beautiful, how did you ever pick just one?"

He said "the decision was difficult, and after evaluating each of their responses very carefully, I picked the one with the biggest tits."