LOL, the way you talk around here about your nasty strange lay of the city you're in for the day, the tramp is you, not me.

Funny, you think women are supposed to not cuss or something or they're "not a lady"....sounds rather.......extremist to me.....

What if your partner farted when you were having ass sex with her? Would that blow out your balls?

You need to have balls first.......no worries for Joe

There ya go... there's some effort.

more effort than mullholand made.

Yep. There it is. The origins of perversion. The "ass" stuff seems so tame by comparison.

Eh....

I've been called so many names by Joe and YOU and daddy and others in this thread, surely I'm entitled to one in return.....

But you're right, why lower myself to you guy's level?

Huh?

WTF you talking about?

Originally posted by cool_chick
You need to have balls first.......no worries for Joe

Ahhh, were'nt you the one who was going to bow out of this thread as long as Chicago and your nutty case was not mentioned? Why am I not surprised, saying one thing and doing another. Lying again...

Now you are interested in my balls? Just how would you know?

Sorry darling, but my balls (along with the rest of the package) has been taken care of just fine in the last week. Something you might try to enjoy again in life. Its called "meaningful sex with someone you like"... I know, its a strech but someday someone will take pity on you and give it a go. Whiskey helps...

ya, this thread isn't long for this world. As my ol man would say 'its gonna go the way of all flesh..."

Clearly you are begging to be banned - in your own way.

It's like you're testing the special (olympic) treatment you get from the mod's here.

Apparently you have a reading disorder. First of all, I never said anything about ass sex. I never said anything about bowing out of this thread. I said I won't post in your retarded racist threads if you STICK TO THE TOPIC and not me.

You're the liar, not me.

Me? Apparently you missed the continual ad hominem by Joe here directed toward me...

I give 2, he gives 100, and I'm testing the mods, but not him. ROTF. God, you guys are entertaining....

Read what you wrote sailor mouth. ;) Kind of an awkward sentence dontcha think? I'm pretty much just messin with ya.

Well, looks like we ain't gonna get into any ass sex talk tonight so I'm gonna sign off...

Yeah cc . . you're just Misunderstood. -- That's the ticket. :D

He named his cars after men? LOL.

I meant the cars. Dad may have been a lot of things, but one thing dad wasn't, was a man like that........

LOL.

No. Just pointing out the obvious that's in print here. If you don't know how to comprehend print, that's your problem, not mine.

SmileWavy

I'm assume your proof of that. Like I said, just funnin'...

Boy is that an understatement. Kinda like this little one's viewpoint of moslems and Chicago...

I knew this girl that flashed 'I'm wet" by starting an argument. The hotter the argument became the harder she figured she'd soon get pounded.

girls are different

I was not aware you don´t have a Porsche, CC.

I suppose we should all take your presence here as a compliment then. You choose to spend time with us on OT because we are such lovely bunch of intelligent, knowledgeable and generally warm hearted guys. ;)

Well thank you, Livi. And generally, yes. Very nice people for the most part. There's most definitely one that doesn't fit that bill, others, perhaps, but again, that's their problem, not mine.

Re: Hey Todd. Wacky Moslem thread possible without the Crazy chick posting?
 

And exactly WTF does this post (or practically any other time you open you gob around here) have to do with owning a Porsche?

Keep safe from those crazy towel heads bro - they out ta git ya!!! :D

Edit: MODERATORS TAKE NOTE: I went looking for a "smilie" that looked like a "Moslem" to no avail. Given they are the source of so much angst, please add some - you do, after all have a "bleeding Cheesus Nailed To A Crucefix" smilie. This imbalance could be construed as offence to Christian members.

Regards, Victor

Joe you and I think alike on many topics, but on this one I disagree when it comes to using the ban stick. I think Todd and Z man do a pretty good job of keeping things reasonably in check. We need a fair amount of dissent here in OT. Like minds tend to stagnate. We need opposing views to keep us thinking. No doubt CC has found the buttons to push on you, but her posts at least force you to come up with witty comebacks!

This thread just kills me.

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/.../crucified.gif

So where's the anal sex part?

My first wife used to get really hot when we got into fights. She would intentially try to piss me off just so she could get off. I really didn't like that aspect at all. The last thing I wanna do is screw when my blood is boiling mad, call me crazy...

less talk...more ass sex!

Someone should post a new thread "The first time I gave it to her in the pooper was..."

My first time was with a chick from Va Tech - gave me an infection but it was worth it. Best experiences was with the chick from Denmark (May A.), worse was with an ol girlfriend who had some lower GI issues - lets just try to forget about that one, wierdest was with my ex but everything was weird with that one.

I am sure there are protocols to follow when enaging in such play.

If anything should be banned it should be Victor's avatar. Why not just put a swastika there instead? Which Einsatzgruppe unit were you in?

Wondered if I was the only person who recognized the SS "Deaths head" he uses for an aviatar.

It usually tells a lot about the person associated with it.

I agree with you sir.

cool chick + ass sex = hillarity and titillation

Lube,

Your wish is my command! Look here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=327847

See there..... you mention ass sex and everyone starts stabbing each other in the back(side)....

+1

AFAIK, A couple regulars here know her personally, and so support her stirring it up here. They also seem to get a kick out of that 'social experiment' asspect of it all. I can see that. .. a bit. But is what's the price/benefit? --I really don't like the way some very good contributors here are affected.

Funny how many pots are calling kettles black in both directions...

I don't support anyone in particular and have shut down the last two threads mostly due to cc being over the edge. But she has plenty of help, and you guys are into the abyss (dare I use the "T" word?!?) as well.

As for knowing her personally, yes I've met her. And so has Joe. So you can take that for what it's worth...obviously that is *the* critical parameter in figuring this whole thing out.

Oh, and this thread is closed now too. And I'm back offline until somebody reports a post (like multiple people did this morning). Not to take anyone's inventory or anything, but seems like a couple of you guys (and girls, I'll leave you to figure out which is which) could follow my lead, logoff, and do something marginally productive...or fun even, rather than living to "stir it up."

hugs and kisses,
ns