Joe your begining to make Shaun84 look like a HERO....

When you are travelling on the Hershey Highway is there a difference?

Boy vs. girl I mean.

If so, what exactly would that be?

Your point seems a little academic.

Butt darts are forbidden in Islam Joe. Don't get caught playing cornhole when you are on flying trips to the sandbox! The religion of peace will not be so peaceful if they find out what you are up to. :D

We're talking experimentation of a completely different kind.

And I get static for making a comment about Lucky Charms and homosexuals...sheesh.

I suppose it'd be the same difference as in the receipt-of-BJ context, no?

Kind of funny.....quite a few here whined about Joe's post, yet judging by how many have viewed this thread already, it seems to be a popular/funny topic to many here.

I know I have gotten quite a few chuckles over all this. Thanks to Joe and the Chicago "religion of peace" defender for providing some good light hearted entertainment. :D

So she needs to have either a Porsche, or BMW, or Mercedes, or VW, or Audi, or Saab or Volvo. Wait CC's got a Vulva.

I've "driven home" in a Vulva. They certainly require care and maintenance. Sometimes they require a little lubing. They are collectable. Some people do wax them regularly. I've had plenty that passed and some that failed Emissions inspections. And they come with headlights. ;)

Man, that's not even close to funny.

Wanna bet?

While I'd rather not takes sides, I will say that Joeaksa is not on my ignore list.
:)

Sure,

How much ya got?

Funny thing is, the antagonists are both very nice. I've been drinking with CC, she's a doll. I've not met Joe, but after years of back-and-forth with him here (no, not that kind) I think he seems like a great guy too.

I think we should arrange for them to meet. Suppose they fall madly in love? Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Is it just me or do the rest of you see the sparks flying between CC and Joe? Hootchie mama!

They HAVE met.

My bet is that this is another Donald Trump vs. Rosie McDonnell publicity 'fight'.

For sagging ratings on both sides. If you're a visual sorta person (I am) that is not a pretty picture.

Butt darts. LMAO. I had to read this entire thread to get to this point. Man, I cant wait "till I get High Speed DSL", tomorrow, so I can stroll through these in high speed fashion and read them quickly. This Pelican is so much fun, my wife cant figure out why I go to bed with a smile on my face. I wont tell her. Go Bears

LOL, not sure what you're talking about...I'm just sitting here in amusement watching Joe implode....

Where is the love CC? Where is the love?

i think we should just all agree that putting it in the butt isnt for everyone..

Nuff said.

Depends on whether or not you are the pitcher or the catcher. :D

Bingo! The last time I heard anything on this subject, cc had a Buick or other American car. Where does that fit in the "Porsche, BMW, Merc, Audi" and so on.

No idea if she has a vulva, thats not been proven and I aint brave enough to go there. Someone else can go there.

Artdoctor, sorry but I am guilty. I have had sex in the past for fun. Plan on doing it again tonight if possible but dammit, please do not tell anyone! :)

Thank God!

Now remember those words, repeat to yourself over and over and over until they sink in. It's high time you become indifferent towards me....

Kurt,

Coming from your background, it also depends on if its your girlfriend or your cellmate! :)

I know several politicians and child molesters who need to go to the "house of doors" and spend several years with "Bubba" where they will be the catcher and get what they deserve.

Otherwise believe that Nostril Cheese hit it on the head...

True. In many other cultures they push old Mom down a hill or feed her to the Hyenas. Spend some time in other countries and find out how good we, and especially women, have it here as Americans.

I dunno man....I find Americans (in a general sense, obviously this is not all Americans) tend to not really want the "hassle" of taking care of their parents when they're old and need you. They tend to find "other means" (if at all), or leave them alone in apartments, we've most certainly gotten away from the "it takes a villiage" society.

I find many cultures where it's a given the parents will be with the kids when they're old. I don't find that all that common here.....

How many of you guys visit the ol folks home? Not many visitors. Lets face it, we do the American thing: A problem will go away if you are willing to throw enough money at it. Sad but true.

Cool has done something for her Mom what many folks will never do, she has given back. I don't think her Mom expected that from her, its just in her nature.

Say what you want but I know her fairly well and she may have some different ideas and she may not have a Porsche but all in all, when it comes down to it she would fight to the end for anyone of us even you JoeA.

Its like my kids, they fight like rabid cats with each other but you hurt one and you will have to deal with both of them.

Dang, don't check the board for a day or two and miss a lot. I get the drift of the thread that was deleted though. I remember a few years ago I stopped by a vintage British motorcycle shop trying to find a spark plug for the Rudge Whitworth motorcycle (a big tractor looking plug) and I had my DB4 with me and the guy saw it through the window and came and said something to the effect of "Dude, can I fu(k you car up the tail pipe! He ended up directing me to Bud Akins (sp?) "shop" in North Hollywood were Bud gave me a used sparkplug. Bud Akins is the guy who did the jump over the barb wire for Steve McQueen in "The Great Escape". I don't know if he's still alive or not (Bud, I know Steve is dead). But I asked him if he could have made the jump or not and he told me he did the jump five times successfully and was royally pissed when they told him they wanted him to not make it for the money shot. Bud's "shop" was a store front where he kept some of his toys. I thought it was a shop for customers at first, and after talking with Bud, I realized it was his personal garage.

If I'm not mistaken, Bud was on Speed a few weeks ago on one of the motorcycle shows covering an auction of Steve McQueen's Husky race bike. He looked in pretty bad shape....infirmed and in a wheelchair.

FWIW McQueens unrestored Husky 360 plus some race photos and old trophies went for $72,000.

Hugh,

Bud is an icon and getting up there. Did a search and he may still be with us.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1170307798.jpg

Sad to see all of these old gents heading West. One way to tell a lot about a country is to see how they treat their elderly. Was just in Denmark visiting family and one of my clan is 83 now and in a state run home. Wish America did as good a job of this as parts of Europe do. On the other hand their paying 70% tax funds it, so there is good and not so good here.

Joe

Wow, he's still alive, gotta tip my hat to that. Looks like he's lost a lot a weight, he was big when I saw him. A real priviledge to meet him. When I left, I asked him if I could come back an visit and he said "Yes" I never did and I could kick myself for that.

actually , no
Waynes rules for registration :

it does not specify "must own a Porsche"
not even mentions anyone even needs to own a car for that matter...

So then you think she should be banned strickly per; "(not to) post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-orientated, hateful, ...

i don't suggest who should be banned or not, that's up to the mods, at their, and Waynes discretion


but i am saying , that what goes for one, goes for all
and i know i haven't insulted anyone intentionally , with cus words and clearly denegrating comments

at worst i would have poked some fun at somebody i know who can take a laugh, and not in any serious debates...

so i do look in the mirror, and don't think i'm in that boat... but if i am , please let me know where i did anything like that, and if true, at the least i will apologize...

In YOUR mind you have not insulted anyone, but others may feel differently. You need to understand that your idea of "poking fun" as you say can be insulting to others at times.

I only wish that what goes for one would go for all. The set of rules on this board are not upheld the same for everyone at times. I can prove that personally but hopefully its getting better with time.

No Joe

i did not call anyone names.
not in my mind
not in anyones mind

please proove to me that i did call you or anyone else names,
please show me that i did what you did.

and if you can proove that , i for one , will apologize to whoever i did speak like that

Why am I seeing the word BAN.

What the hell is wrong with some of you?

Joe, your self-imposed "vacation" from OT a while ago was obviously not long enough. You have become grossly disgusting, posting inappropriate topics that are completely out of line with Wayne's rules for participating (no wonder it got pulled), and attack almost anybody who does not agree with your views 100%. This is detracting from you posts on other topics that that have way more merit than you most recent attempts.

Maybe you should take another vacation to reflect on why you seem so hellbent on demeaning yourself further. In my part of the world, there is a saying that says, loosely translated, "the mouth (in this case your keyboard) overflows with what is inside your heart". Think about it.

LeRoux,

You are welcome to your opinion. Unfortunately you are wrong in many areas. Nice that you are watching me and know all about my "vacation" as you say.

By the way, I simply reposted something that was on another thread and its not been pullled or censored at all, so how do you explain this? I am not the one who started this, yet you feel that you have to focus on me. Not one word about the person who brought this up. Very interesting that you seem to forget this.

Good try at trying to get me to say something nasty or difficult to you but it did not work. Personally I feel that you might be the one needing a vacation. Please do not come to America or much of Europe. You might meet a nice young lady who likes something other than what you consider "normal sex" and then you would be shocked, shocked and run home and hide.

My keyboard is very happy, as is my heart and soul.

Also, I suggest that you refrain from giving personal advise to someone that you do not know at all in the future. The above is pure drivel IMHO.

Cheers!

Joe A

hey , you have no business telling folks they are not welcome in Europe