I'm an heiress to one of the world's great fortunes. I have more money of my own from my TV/porn gig than I could spend in a lifetime. My house was just broken into. I know, I'll put my most secret and private stuff into a self storage locker. That's much better than, say, a safe deposit box, a vault at home, a lawyer's office, or a Mason jar burried really deep in a big hole in the back yard. No need to prepay the rent. I'm sure I'll remember to pay the monthly fees. If not, I'm sure my assistant will pay it for me when the rent due notice comes through.
Or not. Either way.
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