looks like it swallowed a hammerhead shark....oh I get it it's meant to stop the front wheels from turning too much....

Conversely we have a surfeit of bends in this country

in direct contrast to yourselves,

we need all the help (aerodynamically) we can get

You know what, it shows REALLY poor manners to diss another man's ride. I strongly agree withthat and if the owner of this car were showing it to me I'd have to say nothing. Or say one of those things like, "isn't that fun!"

But since the owner isn't here, that car is just awful. Put down the fiberglass accessory catalog and the filler material and step the hell away from the Porsche. Geez!

I personally think that canard wings belong on a fixed wing aircraft... but what do i know? Maybe that 204hp canard winged "VEHICLE" really takes off!

I once used canard wings on a soap box derby car i made (4th grade)

I think we need a few photo's

for,

Ya know,
comparison and that'

When an officer in the military is dishonored it is customary to rip off his epaulets. Me thinks this may qualify for ripping the Porsche crest off the hood.

dude, that's cruel.... that's the only thing reminding the poor guy what that thing was...

Looks like missile launchers on either side... or a missile went thru either side and out behind the rear wheel.

I better not show you guys what I'm up to these days. (I've got all kinds of bumpers cut up into little pieces and putting together a puzzle. At least I know what it shouldn't look like! :D)

What blows me away is some one paid a bunch of money to have his 930 turbo distroyed ! It was a real 930 turbo!

Tomorrow is Saturday night. We can take it to the fair grounds...

http://specialtysales.com/inventory.php?type=used&syear=1900&eyear=2006&make =Porsche&model=911&ext_color=&sprice=&eprice=&keyw ords=&stockno=&location=&sub=Begin+Search&location =

more pictures..oh its 39k not 29k :)

Dude, as funny as this all is, 2 (if indeed they were to begin with) 911's lost their lives in this post. I think we need a moment of silence.

probably a result of global warming

everything else seems to be ...

My only thought is how much did the owners pay to convert those cars that way...

I know I've seen this car somewhere on the internet...can't remember where, but I do remember what I thought when I saw it... u-g-h! WTF?!:rolleyes:

Definitely looks like someone couldn't decide what kind of car they wanted...but they ended up with the worst-looking one...

I gotta say...ah...I kinda like it. Can I get one in pink or blue. Yeh pink or blue.

I'm struggling with the decision of whether or not to put a ducktail on. This guy has no conscience.

The baby Jesus is weeping...

Looks to me like an MRII and a Studebaker got high on 90 weight, jumped in the sack and spawned this bottom fish! There is no redemption for this turd. They also need to upholster that love seat on the rear, it'll make a nice sun deck.

Totally devalued the car.