Favorite comedians
 

Great lines in comedic history, try to id the comic (should be pretty easy!)

1-'this a neighborhood, this aint no residential district!'


2-'Do you have a flag?'


3-'....and no system of formal ownership, that may come in handy later.'


4-'you're not having cake for breakfast, you're having fried cake with syrup on top!'

0 for 4....

I thought I liked comedy:(

it is kinda tough out of context.

here's some more:

5-'I told you that b!tch crazy!'


6-'I'm not talking about your whole a$$, I'm talkin' bout your a$$ hole!'


7-'i'll carve off what i want and ride the rest home!'


8-'that ol' negro spiritual "we will see"'

Well, I made it 1 for 4...

The first one is Richard Pryor...Final Answer! :D

Randy

# 2& 3 are the same 'guy'.

9. (singing) "Okay! Grandpawwwwwwwwwwwww, bought a rubber!"

Randy

damn, this IS hard! Randy you stumped me for sure. I was going to google it for help but though better of that.

Hoping somebody can get it!

BTW, #4 is a semi-frequent Bob & Tom guest.
#7 had his career pulled out of the dumps (more or less) by a 'hot' new tv show!

10. They call me tater salad

#4--Jim Gaffigan Pale White Dude


Hot Pocket!!!

2-Eddie Izzard

10- Ron White... GREAT to see live!!

Gawd Eddie Izard if funny. Wouldn't be as funny if you just listened, his facial expressions kill me.

11. I once came home and everything in my apartment was stolen and replaced with an exact replica.

"Hey boy... you look mighty cute in those jeans.... now come on over here...."

Eddie Murphy, imitating a gay Mr. T

Yeah, easy. I really don't care for stand-up, but I was not allowed to have his albums when I was growing up and I remember sneaking a couple of his "live" records up to my room and listening to them softly, LMAO!!!

Dave

Grandpawwwwwwwwwwwww, bought a rubber!"

- The Great Flydini ;)

11. Stephen Wright

12. I beleive that robots are stealing my luggage.

Randy :D

#13 - "The air rushed into his *********, and whistled out his ears"

"I've seen a lot of things on drugs, but i never once looked at an egg and thought, that's a f**kin brain.."