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deuce and a half, and the women who say they are average.(rant)
If you go to these dating websites, read the various profiles and what not. You see one you kind of like. so you set up a date with this chick who has stated in her profile that she is "average" or even "thin" build. When you meet her the first thing you think is that this chick weighs a deuce, maybe even a deuce and a half.
Why do these people say they are average build? Do fat people know they are fat? seriously? If someone were to BS about 10 or 20 pounds I would likely never notice. BS'ing about 75 or a 100 pounds though? I swore to myself that I would never again wake up on the high side of the bed. I intend to keep my word on that. |
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 Slakjaw, I'm starting to appreciate your sense of humor!
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between their taste for twinkies, and Big Red..here in SA 150+ is average.
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The scary part is: IF they are looking to date, this is the thinest they will ever be. Once they "catch the bus:, they don't have to chase it anymore!
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"'strong sense of self' generally translates into 'inflated sense of entitlement...' " He singlehandedly unraveled one of dating in Seattle great mysteries... rjp
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5-6 years ago I met an "average" girl online, she flew up from Tampa.
Standing there in the airport, watching her get off the plane... 300lbs easy. **shudder** My wife still laughs, calls her "fatty.com" Funny now, but it sure wasn't back then.
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Half the population is overweight. They are average.
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It's funny you bring that up Jake, because 2 of my good friends date on-line a lot.
They explained the "code" of the personal ads and why virtually all women take pics while "lounging," instead of sitting or standing. They've also been misled by numerous potential dates and have taken off before meeting them because they weren't "as advertised." So I got to ask, did you meet her take off? 
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too funny
Another good one is the broad definition of 'petite'. Personally, 5'2 130lbs is not petite. I met one of those once. Last edited by VincentVega; 02-06-2007 at 11:11 AM.. |
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No, we didn't "hit it off" although I was a decent guy and still did the planned trip together... until the car caught fire. Lovely time. I never dated "online", but met her through what used to be a very funny site. It just kinda "happened".
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online dating is fascinating and depressing. I've got stories...
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we have time
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I've been married all my life. Apparently I'm fortunate.........
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was stuck on gate guard during some 'crisis'
We would ask for the Lis....stated weight..118. that was in kindergarten maybe..and she was lying then. put a scale a the local DMV... Rika |
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Both women and men lie online but women are just better at it and appearantly think they are entitled to do it.
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Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
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