Have you called a lawyer yet?!?!

Here in Tejas we han'll things a bit different dan da rest o da states - cottonwood switchs and backhands seem to get the message across right quick.

We use shock collars up north here. My brother, the school psychologist, swears by them.

Mother never let me forget that I was hell on wheels where-ever I went. We went to a friends house and she warned the lady not to give me anything she ever wanted to see again.

The woman said she had just the toy, a very large and heavy anvil. Mother reported to me the rest of her life that it took me less than ten minutes to make one large anvil into two smaller pieces...

Boys will be boys...