Another reason for CCW in AZ
 

In addition to drug runners and illegals, you guys have vampires

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/11022386/detail.html

double tap to chest double tap to groin to hit femoral artery, check reaction double tap to head puts most vampires down if using silver bullet that local LEO tactical vamp squad uses. my CCW INSTRUCTOR former special opps now nuc base janitor does vamp drill with wood stake in advanced classes. don't get caught with wood stake on res, res cops don't fool around with this stuff. whole different world on RES when talking VAMPIRES little RAMBOS like to chase themselves because of kinky sex part. be sure to whittle point on stake every night before bed and morning routine consists of checking tip checking mags loading fresh with silver bullets special supply from SWAT armoror when in vampire zip code before even taking morning *****.

Im a Gunsight grad, i have my AZ CCW.... i just dont have a gun :\


maybe ill just wear a turtle neck :(

too funny...............was waiting for this to make national news. this was in tempe. home of asu. wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy south of me. but we have heard these vampires are driving (flying) in their 165MPH TURBO EATING TARGAS towards us. we have our alum/foil helmets on. all (and its alot) clips filled,rounds in pipe, AWACS aloft, FAA radar ground, CIA radar going in the BLIMPS hovering over airfield.............waiting on them ther kind!

mass quanities of GARLIC have been sprayed on all (alot) of our K & N FILTERS to ward these creatures from the dark off. also due to our efforts we have hired all the catholic priests not in jail (1-2) here local to perform exorcisms every hour on the hour!

the local civil defense HQ has activated the sirens. we are to don our alum/foil helmets ASAP, check weapons, and be in condition RED!

local bonifide U.S. farmers (1-2) have been sharpening pitchforks and crosses! all illegal aliens (3 million +/-) have fled the state back to mexico.

since i WAS AN ALTAR BOY(no *****), i already have my SILVER BULLET/SHARPENED STAKE/ and CROSS! also linda blair is my SQUEEZE! we should be OK!

BUT ONLY IF EACH OF YOU DONATE (1) case of MILLER-LITE and all nearby VIRGINS, to the SAVE ARIZONA FROM VAMPIRES FUND!

Article says:
Why do 23 year old women go for 40+ year old guys?

Our veins are loaded with Cholesterol.

'Cause we're studs, man.

Been asking that question for about a year now. Am 54 and have one 29 year old chasing me, and going out with a 36 year old on the side. Have tried to break it off with both and both keep calling back. Have a 39 year old that I really want to settle down with but these two will not leave me alone.

The 29 year old says I can scratch that itch that she has at times. The 36 year old says that the younger guys are just kids and older men are men, not boys.

Regarding the CCW, in AZ anyone can carry a pistol on their belt out in the open anywhere in town. No permit, no paperwork etc needed. This is the West kids, and some of the old ways die hard.

joe im having the same fun as you. 36 year old that loves me to death........well not vampire death. and i love her back. its great.

but when you get phone calls from past g/friends, that you all figured out, and they were FUN, but not keepers, it tends to equate to these vampire coogars(cougars) that hang out here in snobbsdale/carefree/cave krick, and now their infesting TEMPE!

its scary out there!

having a second childhood/midlife crisis(what me worry?) opens guys to this kind of female BAT BEHAVIOR!

all i can say is ...........i wish i was a fly on the wall to video this scam to lure him out to shed!!!!!!


"hey baby lets have dirty nasty sex out in the shed." "OK"......."let me tie you up."........."OK".


and" LET ME STAB YOU OVER AND OVER AND DRINK YO BLOOD!"



"OK!"

this one is a classic!

imagine the poor cops that had to respond to this one............WTF????????