Bargain Performance Upgrade
 

I found this online and wanted to share the gold. One of these and a cool collar and you are ready for summer fun!

http://www.myturbomagnet.com/

Oh yeah, I used these on my nuts, one on each side, and I had 10 kids in just 2 years. These magnets just made everything feel so good. But they do wear out, so I'll just have to order more.

Have your wife plop one on each ovary and start porkin'
I put one on my turbo and it melted, hey I want my money back.

pff... yeah sure, they've got pretty colors, but I'm waiting for the shiney version. --they work 3x better when shiney. ;)

read the testimonials. It looks like they hired a non english speaker to write them for them.

Strupgolf

Thanks --- after having a really shi**y day you got me to laugh for ten minutes!!!

Porkin', I haven't heard that in a while:)

Accessing the ovaries can be difficult. Let me know if you need help with the install. LOL

I've lost a lot of sleep worrying about those hydrocarbon clusters in my fuel line. The deal closer for me was the additional 10hp!

They have pills that will add 7-10 MPG as well....

I knew I should have posted what I found the other night. :( It was the turbinator PLUS the turbomagnets!

Whoo hoo I found it! This one is platinum

Links fixed

I'm installing this right now on the 930.

1 Fuel Maxx Vortex Generator
1 Fuel Maxx: Ion Edition Gas Line Ionizer
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I'll let ya'll know what the mileage is after "The Upgrade"

Do these come in chrome? EVERYONE knows chrome makes you go faster.

Oh, oh, oh,,,how about putting an "R" sticker on a chrome one of these? Awesome!

Ever since I installed those devices on my Toyota Corolla (with sunroof delete option), I have been able to go 165 MPH while maintaining 40 MPG. :cool:

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Thanks Radu and Derek!

Whooo, Craig. DONT install those on a TURBO. The Ion edition Vortex gas line Generator does not work as shown in the picture. The one you need is the Chrome version, with less resistance and greater air flow after the flo-max collar. God, dont you know that by now?

Dude, I was going to install it AFTER the turbo.

It is made of Biometallic Iridium (same stuff as Oakleys) so it'll really turbolate the airflow.

Turbos really like chrome whizzers on the outlet down pipe along with silicone Kanji hoses. Clearly you don't have a car with big brakes.

Sheesh.

I'm sorry, I cant stop laughing. I guess I dont have Turbolate, or Big brakes, wish I did.

I have put so many of these incredible fuel saving devices on my Expedition over the last 7 years that my gas milage is now so great that I have to find a gas station that takes gas OUT and pays me $!!!

:D :D :D Guess I need these for my bigass Dodge Ram Quadcab 4x4. It gets 12 mpg max no matter what!

Someone needs to write in saying they got a turboturd as a gift for their 911 and it has really increased HP and improved their lap times. Include a picture of Craig's 930 shooting flames at the track.

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No, I had Inflammation of the Tail Pipe.....

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