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mikester 03-06-2007 03:43 PM
fun with LAX security
 
boink!

Porsche-O-Phile 03-06-2007 03:45 PM
He may have been testing security measures for something more sinister, but he may also have just been a wacko.

Nostril Cheese 03-06-2007 03:49 PM
just a dumbass if you ask me..

seriously. The thought process alone with going to an airport with something like that SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. He deserves all the harrasment he gets.

the 03-06-2007 03:52 PM
Shows how far our freedoms have been abridged, a middle eastern man can't even walk through an airport xray machine with a magnet-wrapped-in-coiled-wire device in his rectum anymore without drawing suspicion. Sheesh.

Joeaksa 03-06-2007 03:56 PM
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Originally posted by the
Shows how far our freedoms have been abridged, a middle eastern man can't even walk through an airport xray machine with a magnet-wrapped-in-coiled-wire device in his rectum anymore without drawing suspicion. Sheesh.
What is worse is that the idiots let his bags continue on the plane without him, which is kinda against the rules. His bags should have been removed and traveled on the same plane with him, especially as he was under investigation.

Moses 03-06-2007 04:04 PM
Re: fun with LAX security
 
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Originally posted by mikester
... airport security agents initially considered the odd assortment of objects in al-Maliki's rectum alarming...
He would have sailed through SFO.

Porsche-O-Phile 03-06-2007 04:05 PM
Only if the objects were gerbils.

artplumber 03-06-2007 06:11 PM
Don't you guys know? This is the optional upgrade after tin-foil hat, allowing for dual protection from either end...

widgeon13 03-07-2007 03:07 AM
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Originally posted by artplumber
Don't you guys know? This is the optional upgrade after tin-foil hat, allowing for dual protection from either end...
i agree, he is actually a good friend of Tom Cruise and trying out some new scientology stuff so he can give Tom some anal feedback.

Jeff Higgins 03-07-2007 03:17 AM
Magnetic gerbils? For their "therapeutic properties"?

red-beard 03-07-2007 02:43 PM
http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/wal...winks-1024.jpg

Zeke 03-07-2007 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by the
Shows how far our freedoms have been abridged, a middle eastern man can't even walk through an airport xray machine with a magnet-wrapped-in-coiled-wire device in his rectum anymore without drawing suspicion. Sheesh.
And there's a problem with that? I'm not sure I want to share my next flight with someone wired up the ass.

Jeff Higgins 03-07-2007 06:32 PM
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Originally posted by milt
And there's a problem with that? I'm not sure I want to share my next flight with someone wired up the ass.
Maybe if I could bring aboard a big-ass capacitor...

HardDrive 03-07-2007 06:38 PM
Ok, I nearly shot milk out my nose readying this post. LMAO!

red-beard 03-09-2007 12:10 AM
Jeff, are you oscillating?

oldE 03-09-2007 03:38 AM
Magnet + Coil of wire = ability to produce an electric current.
Presence of a flammable gas (especially after eating airline food and reduced cabin pressure).

Sounds like the airport authorities caught up with a potential @ss-gas flamethrower!

I don't think I'd want to be anywhere near this guy regardless of what he was.

Les

Porsche-O-Phile 03-09-2007 06:28 AM
He was from Jersey. I think that 'splains a lot.

Isabo 03-10-2007 10:43 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9240/i1og6.jpg

Brian 162 03-11-2007 12:44 PM
I flew from Toronto to Vancouver on Feb. 22. There was a problem with the emergency door (stuck closed?). Rows 12 to 18 ( I was in 16) had to de-plane. They stuck us on another plane and away we went. There was NO way they took our luggage off the plane. When I got to Vancouver the luggage from my original flight was in the carousel. Lo and behold my luggage was also there.

competentone 03-11-2007 02:14 PM
Re: fun with LAX security
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mikester
Al-Maliki told investigators the objects have therapeutic properties, and that he had forgotten to remove them before reaching the security checkpoint. They were described as a magnet wrapped with a piece of gum in a napkin and then coiled with wire; and some kind of round, polished stone.
Gosh, doesn't airport security understand anything about middle-eastern prostate therapy treatments?!

:D


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