How to get rid of Muscovy Ducks?
 

OK guys, How do I get rid of these darn animals? Shooting nor killing allowed by law.

These guano factories have moved to my driveway and sleep under my truck. I get at least a half pound of dung a day...

Any sprays or ??? that are not harmful to kids?

Looking forward to suggestions.

Juan

get a dog, a mean one, don't feed it...

Leave the tap on, and put the spray head on a stand? (Not for the ducks, but the driveway).

cayenne pepper

Dude that’s so funny - I have one nesting in my bushes, by my garage. Looks like I am stuck with her until her 10 eggs hatch.

What about pigeons? They are making a huge mess on my upstairs balcony.

Modern pellet guns are cheap, powerful and nearly silent. Duckie won't stand a chance.

5 years in jail for each you harm according to unofficial legal info...

They don't budge to chlorine, pepper, simple green, degreaser or anything I've used to clean the driveway.

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Concrete your entire property-front and back.
Install 3,000watts of continuous outdoor lighting.
Motion alarms with guard dogs.
Shoot anything that moves.

That's what moving to a tropical paradise is for.
Change it, don't let it change you.

Go to an outdoors store and get some bear spray. Its spray pepper and will not kill them. Apply as needed...