If it's Risky, lets DO IT!
 

I think we all should have sex without a condom, in the booty, in a house in New Orleans bought with a 0% down, no doc loan.

Why not? You don't have to be responsible, cause the government will make it right for you, no matter how stupid you are!

And what if they don't do it for you fast enough? Well, it's 'cause you're (insert favorite stereotype here)!

I think I need to drink less espresso...

mmm, 12 oz of espresso at 4:30. My poor wife.

You forgot to mention that the booty should preferably belong to a crack whore with a pimp attorney:)

Aurel

You need some sleep...

I don't care how much money you or the government throws at a problem. If you get dead, I don't think they can fix that.

Just my .02 (Can).

Les

Yes, but if you get dead and leave lots of kids, there is a problem to fix.

Aurel

Re: If it's Risky, lets DO IT!
 

see now thats just being irresponcible!

the gov't doesn't give one ***** about you and never has. you are a taxpayer [unless you're the defendant]. under no condition are you a 'person'.

But, I'm a victim of oppression and a horrible, horrible disease. It's not my fault.

Help me. Somebody help me.

Switch from coffee to beer at about 4:30 and everything will be o.k.