Midnight At Tabs House
 

As I walked on down the Hall
Mother came out of her room
and said, "Tabs I want to kill you......."

Earlier in the evening Mother was flitting around the room like a Moth around a flame. I said, "Mother sit down, I want to talk to you." She replied, "Why would I want to talk to anyone as boring as you." So without saying a word I got up and left. I got her number, and I don't need her that much to stick around for that kind of abuse.

Tabs, are you sure that your cigar did get mixed up with some other sort of hand rolled smoking material?

Mother is in Tucson... remember!!??

my house has obviously become too quiet..

There is a difference between Mother in Tucson and MOTHER...

Mothers back, TABS must have scored big.

there are two mothers? or one mother and one MOTHER...what's the difference here.

Yes, one controls the ability to buy more spoons and the other one, well... is MOTHER! :)

Mother in Tucson is a 28%er, meaning she still thinks GW can do NO WRONG...MOTHER on the other hand is an athestic CA Liberal Democrat, who goes into a rant at the mere mention of GW. MOTHER literally takes a handfull of those happy, mood altering, mind twisting pills puts them into a coctail shaker filled with Vodka and guzzles it down everyday. And she thinks shes sane. Is it any wonder that I'm as twisted as I am having to put up with such a dicotomy of diverse personalities. Thats why I think it is better to just have a dog, even one that barks at you to get up off the sofa and feed her.

Last night while standing in line at the Grocery store, the Lady behind me was wearing a tee-shirt that said "Detroit Phs Ed." I told her that, "If I were from Detroit I wouldn't be advertising it."

Tabs,

You have TWO dogs. That alone should make it better.

Go and polish some spoons, and in 90 minutes it will be time for a drink...

Joe

Joe, last summer one of my dogs died...now I just have the one that I raised from a pup. Her 12th B-day is comin up in April.

Then its time for a new pup!

Sorry and forgot that you had one head West last year.

Get a new pup for both you and the remaining dog, will keep both of you entertained!

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

So Mother finds you boring? She's got to have a stratospherically high threshhold for amusement.

Get a pup. Soon. For you and the 12 y/o dog. Just make sure you pay attention to the old dog first and in at least equal amounts to the pup.

JP

Please clarify:
Diverse personalities as in MOTHER and Mother?
Diverse personalities as in you, MOTHER, and the dog?
Diverse personalities as in all the voices inside your head?

Inquiring minds want to know...
-Z

This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of everything that stands
The end

No safety or surprise
The end
I'll never look into your eyes again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need of some stranger's hand
In a desperate land

We now know one of the 5 remaining cylons. It's TABS!!!!

The Dog is an art critic, I brought home a Modernist Painting one day sat it on the floor the dog turned a corner saw it and started barking at it. At which I said, "Everybody is an Art critic." The dog stopped barking went over to the painting, sniffed it and went on her way. I don't think she liked my taste in Art.

I'm surprised no one said that I had taken too many Blue Buses....

There is only room for one voice in my head and thats......