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Joeaksa 04-11-2007 09:23 AM

bondage in outer space? Hmmm
 
Police have just announced that in the items they found in Astronaut Lisa Nowak's car when she was arrested in Florida included a computer disk with bondage photographs.

Some were photos of a woman (not announced who it was) and some were drawings.

Could be some very interesting things going on up in outer space!??

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,265170,00.html

M.D. Holloway 04-11-2007 09:27 AM

Sex in space would be like sex in open water. I guess if you had tanks on it would be a little easier but leverage is required and you just don't get that in space. Plus I wouldn't want all that spooge free-floating around...

Joeaksa 04-11-2007 09:33 AM

Free floating? Maybe thats why she liked to be tied up? :)

Aerkuld 04-11-2007 09:34 AM

Once you've been stuffed into a rocket and blasted into space I would guess that you must have to try quite hard to find something to get your kicks...

red-beard 04-11-2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
leverage is required and you just don't get that in space.
Bungee cords.

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Plus I wouldn't want all that spooge free-floating around...
Sounds like there is a need for a new "sponge" like donut device. Or maybe a space squeegy.

Mr_Wizard 04-11-2007 10:14 AM

Ahh Yes, thats why I love my swimming pool :D

Superman 04-11-2007 10:19 AM

This thread is worthless without pictures.

And it reminds me of Barbarella, but I just don't have time to fish the Internet for pics to entertain you right now.

Moneyguy1 04-11-2007 10:24 AM

"Barbarella, psychedella, never has a fella

ever tamed you...

Barbarella, Bar-Barbarella"

Wow...That brings back some mammaries.....

Superman 04-11-2007 11:26 AM

Also reminds me of the Orgasmatron. You guys have one, right. Mine came with a free Cool Collar.

fingpilot 04-11-2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superman
Also reminds me of the Orgasmatron. You guys have one, right. Mine came with a free Cool Collar.


Only problem is that it takes a gererator to power the Orgasmatron, and the bugs are not all worked out on the interface yet.

red-beard 04-11-2007 11:46 AM

It's an orgazmorator, evildoers!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo4.jpg

on-ramp 04-11-2007 11:47 AM

we all have our bad days... i wouldn't be so quick to judge this astronaut.

BlueSkyJaunte 04-11-2007 01:40 PM

LOL, I'm sure her bondage porn collection is nothing in comparison to Joe's midget shemale porn collection. ;)

M.D. Holloway 04-11-2007 02:12 PM

Speaking of midgets, that one on Boston Legal is pretty fine...for a midget.

arcsine 04-11-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Sex in space would be like sex in open water. .... leverage is required and you just don't get that in space.
use velcro socks and/or gloves to stabilize things

MRM 04-11-2007 04:33 PM

I don't think the cops are suggesting that she engaged in bondage. I think they're trying to link the pictures to a plan she had to tie up the love rival; as in she was using the pictures as guides to tie up the rival.

I have great sympathy for her and think she's being way over charged. She had a bad day and squirted pepper spray on a love rival. That's bad and should be punished as a misdemeanor like most domestic disputes get charged when no one is seriously injured. I suspect that in the final analysis we will find that the rival was in little real danger and the actions never matched up to the apparently meticulous planning she prepared.

bell 04-11-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by red-beard
It's an orgazmorator, evildoers!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo4.jpg

you'll be sleeping with the fishes.......sea :D


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