Ha! Take that:

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk
I didnt mean to call you that
I cant remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And youre gone
Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living ***** out of me
The smoke alarm is going off and theres a cigarette
Still burning
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And youre gone
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And Im sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
Its no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy
Cuz every now and then I kick the living ***** out of me
Can we forget about the the things I said when I was drunk
I didnt mean to call you that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RDNue_j60

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WILL
AWAYS
LOVE

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Had thi stuck in my head for the entire week that I was on vacation last year:

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG

OK guys..I'm a glutten for punishment...I've taken some heat for my threads all over this site...Been called a moron,. mechanically declined and need to go to economic school..But here we go...Your gunna hate me.

'Heres a story of a man named Brady
who had three sons of his own.."

Now your going to be singing it in your head all day..

Nyuk Nyuk

O, i wis hi was an oscar meyer wiener......SmileWavy

They even have a term for thses kinds of songs.

Brain candy.

I'm Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
she's been married seven times before
and every one was a Henry
she couldn't top a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am
second verse, same as the first....

Had THAT stuck in my head yesterday and now it's BACK...

Ever went over to a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no-good
I say the macaroni's mushed the peas are squished and the chicken taste like wood.
I say hotel motel holiday inn...

days and days of this:

I want to Roll with
The Gangstas
But I'm just too white and Nerdy