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Round #2 Porsche VS the Lady

In Round #1. I told you about the Lady who walked into the local Porsche Agency here in LV. That she asked for a test ride in one of their cars and they shined her on. She then showed them $100,000.00 in cash that she was going to use to buy a car from them that day....

Round #2....She contacts the Sales manager at the Local Porsche Agency, he is apologetic and quotes her a price for a new car. So she heads on down to the Agency with her pricing research. when she gets there the Sales Manager palms her off on one of the flunky salesmen. They then start to quote her a price that was higher than what the Sales Manager quoted over the phone. One of the extras was for $3000 to ship the car she wanted to the Agency from another location. They were doing all this when she had the all the pricing research right in front of her. So she told them to take a hike. She will use another Agency in the US that will treat her better. She doesn't think anything of getting on a plane and flying anywhere it takes.


Anyway yesterday I got to meet her. She is in her mid 50s has LOTS of money and wants to buy a Porsche. I showed her my 69 911s and she fell in love with it. She LOVES Porsches. She dresses in Blue Jeans and a Pull Over shirt..very nondescript but no dummy. Her primary car is a 14 year old Lexus that she intends to keep as her daily driver. Her Boyfriend is an Attorney who gets staked to play in the World Series of Poker every year. Her Mom has a 56 T-Bird that has about 50,000 miles on it, in which the orginal battery lasted at least 40 years. Also her Mom has a late 50s 300 MB Sedan and buys a new Volvo every coupla years.

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Old 05-03-2007, 10:43 AM
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did ya bang her? Or the boyfriend? There's got to be more to this story...
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did you cook some of that skirt steak you just told us about in the steak thread?
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sounds like tabs is in love.

although you sure you can keep up with a youngin' like that?
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You didn't go all "Phil Spector" on her, and start showing off your "spoons" did you?
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thanks...i love to read people's resume.
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I hear tabs was called as a character witness in the Spector trial.
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Pics please...........................her and the car

We are men. Men need pictures with the g@damn story or we cannot pay attention. Thank-You
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I dunno, not so much into 50+ year olds unless they look like Rachel Welsh which sump'n tells me she don't...
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What does Mother think of her?
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Mother likes to count money, so she thinks it would be a Bank Account made in heaven. But what Mother thinks is imaterial, it what I think thats important.

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