Ebay find of the week - better snap this up!!
 

Oh the humanity!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1970-Porsche-Convertable-Super-Car-Look-Look_W0QQitemZ180110635411QQihZ008QQcategoryZ6058Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

"Weather your looking for just another Porsche to add to your collection or your first performance Porsche purchase."

"We pride ourselves in finding and offering the finest pre-owned luxury cars to the Ebay and Scottsdale community. Make sure to check out our other Auctions on Ebay for many more rare and interesting cars. We are a Licensed, Bonded and Insured car dealer in Arizona"

:eek:

you just can't make this stuff up...

wow. those "brake cooling" ducts look like dents. and the luggage rack, where can I get one.

Aren't those light. . . things. . . off of a Nissan Puslar NX?

God. What a waste of red paint.

Look at it this way: you can buy a 3.2L motor + trans for cheap, and trash the car that goes around it.

Aurel

This Custom Porsche has had thousands & thousands of dollars and man hours spent to upgrade and completely customize this one of a kind Porsche.

Re: Ebay find of the week - better snap this up!!
 

As stated before: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1177983108.jpg

The trunk looks pretty clean.

Actually, it's only at $3300 right now. If the motor's in decent condition, that's a great price.

Fugly
But as Aurel pointed out it's a cheap parts car, except that your name would be associated with it.

I mean, a great price for a 3.2L motor, with a Momo steering wheel and some gauges that I could "part out" to the Ricer crowd, I'm sure.








Ok, seriously, who among you _didn't_ picture yourself behind the wheel of that incredible looking car. Come on, own up to it, you know you love it!

Holy Mother of God, that thing is awful. I am totally a believer in never speaking an ill word about another man's ride, but this? Eek!

I wanted to say "fugly" but someone beat me to it!!!!!!

Why on earth didn't someone stop halfway through that project and just refuse to complete it? Thats awful. I don't care if it happened during the '80s. There is no excuse for that.

I saw that last week. Isn't there some way to stop people from using the name 'Porsche' on horror shows like this?

The description says "a great conversation piece". No lie there! Our conversation is what kind of "piece" it is.

And the scariest part is that there are 7 bidders!

Actually, probably what happened...then someone with lesser skills finished it off. I could stand the car from the doors fowards, but from there back...just...terrible.

OK, you go to all of this trouble but

you don't change the crappy door handles
or the windshield wipers
or the freaking mirror. That is a stock 914 mirroe.

Same crappy guages
same air vent controls

and 7 people have bid on this.

Maybe they are looking for the engine and transmission

What is the base for that car?

I see no pictures of the engine. Is it mid- or rear-engined? It looks like it has a bastardized 928 rear end. The sides look like collision damage.

It says cliffebay in all the pics.....i think it may be an instruction.....ebay, help me push this off a cliff!

a true travesty.

928 rear, 300z headlights, i can't continue....to much bile....

just dreadful.

Looking at some of the photos I think there's a 911 under there somewhere. To be honest I think a pre-K class could do better with play-doh.

end the auction early please!

Ya, great pics of the engine...

Those 7 suckers...I mean Bidders are R Gruppe members.

Its up for sale again???

One lasting point...Its SILLY but, This guy put a HELL of alot of work in this thing....I'm not sure it wasnt for Ripleys beleive It or Not. It must be the owner of a junk yard with illegal body workers from TJ needing some sustainment through the winter. Any cognizant/reasonable 1st world person would have not done this.

I know.... actually list the car on Ebay as GAY....The little Gay Porsche .....Some San Franciscan will buy it for big bucks....

Didn't it say 914-6 at the beginning of the narrative? What's impressive, I guess, is that they can make it look so not like a 914.

914, look at the rear trunk

Why 400 pictures of the car...most from the same angle? Does pic quantity equate to quality?

I like the door tops

Maybe, I couldn't read while crying.

That thing has been for sale over and over again for years, I think Al gore must have invented that car at the same time he invented the internets.

Rats! someone beat me to the huge manatee pic!

I too try not to be judgmental of other peoples style and taste but on my gaud!

On a positive note IF there is a decent 3.2 914 conversion under all that and you could pick it up cheap and reinstall a 914 body on it.

tempted to ebay-ask if it was done by Chip Foose :D

Usually you can find something....
 

.....worth complimenting on a cobbled together car.......

usually.....

Yep!
 

Yep! Someone worked very hard to make a car that ugly! No engine pics?

Re: Yep!
 

bet it's a 3.2 with zenith carbs or something
that would be in line with the rest of the odd combi's